By perfectman - 12/06/2012 10:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Don't feel bad everyone has done something like that at some point or other in their life

In a situation like this it is always best to continue speaking (and not hold your tongue, as the saying goes. e.g. Mum in law " How is it" OP "**** *slight pause* ...ing awesome!!! My taste buds just ejaculated all over my tongue" OK, you can leave the second line out when talking to the inlaws, but you get the picture, right? Practice will perfect the skill. FYL

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Hmmmm you've already wrote this kind of comment on a previous FML Noor. Running out of ideas?

isis_morrigan 18

Well, you could have turned it into f&ck! This is the BEST!" and maybe it would've been forgiven?

So you didn't even ask her father's permission to marry his daughter? This generation disappoints me.

I don't understand all the people who complain about "this generation", as if the very same people who bemoan the alleged disrespectful attitude of the current generation have forgotten who raised this current generation, and who's responsible for whom. Maybe before you complain about "kids these days", you take a good, long, hard look in the mirror, and figure out what you've done wrong to create this "generation" of kids that has apparently done so poorly. You, who have told us that we need to go to college to be happy, so that we can find a job that will allow us to buy our way free of our new indentured servitude that are the student loans we needed to take to get the job in the first place. You, who start wars that we don't want, that we don't support, that we don't need; in order to assert your manliness and dominance. You, who waste our money on projects, on bail-outs; who collect our monies for "social security", that we will never see back again as the whole program is going down the tube. As far as some people go, *cough #118 cough*, antiquated ideas such as that no longer have a commonplace in today's day-and-age. More to the point, you might as well whine about the fact that he didn't purchase the daughter from the father for 3 pigs, a bushel of wheat, and an acre of land. My real surprise is that they're engaged and they haven't even met each other's parents. My girlfriend met my parent's after practically 2 weeks of dating / hanging out. Same with hers and me.

Asking permission is cute but isn't it her decision if she wants to marry him??

hiandrews69 29

Should have followed the "****!" with "This steak is amazing!"

F*ck!.... That's some damn good steak!