By fmmmmlll - 12/06/2012 05:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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_ebbonyy 11

Make his dream come true and kill him then. :)

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darwinism 30

Just say "Oh, shit! I thought you died years ago. Your're brother has been consoling me for ages"

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_ebbonyy 11

Make his dream come true and kill him then. :)

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RayRod 6

Cop: "So, he just accidentally stabbed himself then fell out the window?" Op: "......yeah......"

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yahoowizard 16

Combined with your display picture, you look like you have an evil smile as you say that

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JennyyMeepMonroe 10

I have to agree with you xD What he said made him sound like such an ass.

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ReesieBanana21 12

Let's hope he dies today! And maybe he will.. >:)

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SparkieSwag 0

Wow, what a jerk.

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ilovesuju 10

OP freak him out by saying " hmmmm perrrfect, I will be seeing you VERY soon" with an evil grin on your face

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lebronesque73091 12

Do people not know how to break up with someone the proper way? That's terrible.

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doctorhook86 24

An FML by stupid people for stupid people. Don't make lame, unrealistic promises just to try to sound romantic, especially if there's still a "1" at the front of your age. Don't be surprised if others break the aforementioned type of bullshit promises.

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riax 9

I agree with the doc! young ppl these days... Lol! they fall head over heels and think its true love that will last forever ´-_-` I feel sorry for op, but there are a lot of guys, and girls, who don't take relationships srsly, especially at the younger ages

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st0815 9

Nothing wrong with breaking up, but he didn't have to do it by reminding her of saying that.

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knockout702 0

Then you can pretend to care he died :)

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memob123 0

^ you're the one saying to kill the guy

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glitterme 5

Then let's just pretend today is the day you killed him.....or we don't have to pretend.

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JennaMarie420 2

Stab him and say **** zombies

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SwordOfTheSky 4

She means that if they're pretending he's dead and he's talking to her, he would be a zombie.

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Krirn 21

Pretend he wrote up a will leaving all his possessions to you, sounds like fair play to me.

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reallytho3 11

Thts wat they want you to think...

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reallytho3 11

Thts wat they want you to think...

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kzxvazure 0

I thumbed the down the comment with 2 thumbs so it can be even to the one below :D

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

If they want us to think that you're illiterate, they have succeeded.

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mariah_victoria 0

Dude I'm just saying I love you -.- SOOO muchhhhh

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testtest2_fml 16

So romantic..

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KM96 24

Or not ... It's actually the opposite. But whatever because your taste in romance might be very different to mine ...

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PlaySpades 21

I'm pretty sure 10 meant that as sarcasm....

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darwinism 30

Just say "Oh, shit! I thought you died years ago. Your're brother has been consoling me for ages"

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darwinism 30

Let's just pretend that the classic "you're" just died.

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Shit_talkin_chik 5

Yeee! Ultimate response to the situation! It is what I was thinking about saying but you took out step further than I would've, I was gonna say friend. Ha! Love the **** the brother response!

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mypanda_fml 0

That's not cool. Well instead of pretending you could kill him

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_Peppermint_ 34

I hate it when guys say stupid things and think they can get away with it.

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Lilwolfyyy 0

I'm not going to argue, but it's hard to break up with someone. I personally thought that op's boyfriend didn't want to hurt her but didn't know any other way to do it.

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Ajwc101 24

A real man would tell the truth. In the least hurtful way of course.

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Shit_talkin_chik 5

Women say stupid shit too! My girl told me she was straight, too bad, a month later I ran into her with another woman that she was clearly being More than friends with!

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