Love: Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house,...

That's just scary. Good illustrations though, really loving to all interactive angle the guys are doing now. Admins if you're reading this; Keep up the good work.

garrett1999o3 16

Saturday 23 March 2013 14:47

Didn't know the FML guys would show boobs in an illustration.But it IS there website. :P

Merylwen 24

Sunday 24 March 2013 11:32

It's a drawing, that's no big deal.

garrett1999o3 16

Sunday 24 March 2013 15:02

I didn't say it was a big deal... I think your replying to the wrong person.

Born2die 11

Monday 25 March 2013 20:37

*their

garrett1999o3 16

Wednesday 3 April 2013 6:59

There always has to be tthat 1 smartass...

asia3pea90 13

Saturday 23 March 2013 17:16

Did the illustration really have to show boobs, was that nessesary? Really?...

TechFire 25

Saturday 23 March 2013 23:22

dat American fear of anything even remotely sexual btw, I'm American. In other countries, this wouldn't be a big deal

NOACCEPTANCE772 21

Saturday 23 March 2013 18:31

What if that was his daughter's room? I lost my V-card on the roof of a building.Still worse >_>

gameover18 17

Sunday 24 March 2013 3:28

I guess his tongue was bilingual. Ready to play with that spot where you tingle.

israelnotjacob 20

Sunday 24 March 2013 4:20

You guys just wanted to draw boobs. That's the only reason you picked this FML as one to illustrate.

NickaPLZ 26

Sunday 24 March 2013 6:08

I love the art style. The scared face on the girl in the last frame is perfect.

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