Miscellaneous: Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it...

By shitballs_911 - 07/10/2009 11:13 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML

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By walllflower - 08/02/2015 19:46 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

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By Z - 26/11/2012 10:26 - Australia

Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

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By Josh - 13/10/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML

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By nl4 - 01/11/2013 23:55 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML

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By Miss Spasticator - 26/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML

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Get off my lawn!

By Anonymous - 29/08/2020 14:09

Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML

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By signupsheetfail - 12/08/2009 19:02 - Canada

Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML

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By LagSwitchFTW - 25/01/2013 22:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

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By clumsylobster - 13/10/2014 21:33 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

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By oww - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML

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Dusa_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 20:02

Oh man that sucks major but is hella funny, sorry man. XD

Mr_Tuff_Guy 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 20:11

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

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lildudee 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:42

i bet anything that he saw the note read it and 4 people jumped out and shot him once

2141_MECH 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:37

that's a classic one,

kcmjlopez 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:34

sounds like a fun party :D

sirsocal 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 5:51

you have to expect that when you go to that kind of party...

Sangheili_Fan 9

Monday 18 July 2011 16:25

Freaking campers.....

IdioticSmiles 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:14

Sounds like your friends are lovely people :)

quappapo 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 3:53

Hide behind the tree?

juicyrucy 0

Thursday 28 June 2012 19:19

It's okay at least u know u r loved

Brujo666 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 9:03

Ydi for not being on time or aware of the situation. If 20 people are playing paintball and you hear no gun fire, you are about to get ******. Hard..

mimerino 9

Tuesday 28 August 2012 1:58

Haha I totally thought you were having sex in a forest nearby.

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