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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

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By Jessey - 18/06/2009 13:05 - United Kingdom

Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 23:19 - Canada

Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 18:17 - United States - South Amboy

Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML

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By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:43

That was a pretty lame prank anyway. & your whole class must be real goodie-goodies if they wouldn't even do that. But it was only a salute, I'd say about 3 people saw, get over it.

fitbikes34 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:00

hahaha that's actually hilarious i applod you for having the balls to do it haha

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pltcllyincorrect 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:49

Oh God, please people. I HATE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS HAVE TO FIGHT JUST TO FIGHT. Honestly, I don't give a f*ck if you're Jewish, (or you're just an idiot wanting to pick a fight over the internet.) That doesn't mean this isn't absolutely hilarious. Calm down. This is freaking awesome! #77... small world! Haha

mijzelffan 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:53

that prank doesn't make sense. what do the colours blue red and black have to do with germany or nazi's?

Jessica_Carnage 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:03

Hahaha, ohhhh man that's amazing :D Hooray for Germany!

JessTrek 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:05

#100, ever seen a Nazi flag? And its black, red and white not blue.

readblink 1

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:07

This is not hilarious or awesome....just stupid. I don't find most Hitler jokes funny though. You are an idiot for not checking with anyone else. I think it was a prank on you and not many people knew about it...YDI

PakiPakiPaki 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:11

It's the past, black people use the word ****** as they use the word Bro... So honestly, you guys need to get the stick out of your ass, Hitler killed alot of people but watch some family guy for once! Open up your mind! It's done, it's over, why not laugh about it? Wanna cry your whole life? Instead of dwelling on the past, how about you go feed a kid in Africa or something. Idiots.

14hatemachine 2

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:24

i would do it ;D and #98 said it all haha.

Simpsonsfanatic 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 18:08

How dare you?! You have no idea what the Jews went through in the Holocaust thanks to that terrible coward Hitler. Read some books on the Holocaust, maybe that'll teach you to never mock it again!

DareToDream7 0

Monday 9 August 2010 11:53

How dare you falsely accuse someone? Maybe if YOU actually read a book, the Holocaust was not about the salute. The Holocaust was the massacre of 6 million Jews. The salute was acknowledging Hitler and his power. Nobody here can deny that Hitler was very persuasive and powerful, albeit his motives and end results were not exactly moral. And how dare you act as though this was the only massacre ever to occur on this Earth? There are so many sick people out there, killing out religions much as Hitler did. Yet the Holocaust is the only one we take to heart? Why? Black people were enslaved. Jewish people were killed. Over 50 years ago. That doesn't mean they automatically get a free pass to say "My anscestors were murdered. You can't attack me because that means you're racists." NO IT DOESN'T!!!! I am most definetly NOT racist. But it frustrates me when people can't joke about a SALUTE over 50 years after the fact! The salute wasn't killing people! It was showing respect to a powerful leader. Is that a crime now? Should we all stop showing respect to the Queen of England? NO! And its not the the Nazi's KNEW Hitler was going to massacre the Jewish people! Nazi's were around long before the Holocaust. Pick up a history book, you might learn something. The Holocaust was terrible, there is no denying that. Just stop yelling at this kid who was just trying to have fun at graduation.

Muse_89 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 0:15

Well it's pretty strongly implied, when the joke is to salute someone they think looks like Hitler. It's really ignorant of people to think that just because it's in the past now, it's ok to make jokes about it now. This was a bad idea for a prank.