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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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By Jessey - 18/06/2009 13:05 - United Kingdom

Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML

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Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML

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By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:43

That was a pretty lame prank anyway. & your whole class must be real goodie-goodies if they wouldn't even do that. But it was only a salute, I'd say about 3 people saw, get over it.

fitbikes34 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:00

hahaha that's actually hilarious i applod you for having the balls to do it haha

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fml_fiend91 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:12

damn, kids these days cant teach them about nothing

Dixie_Normous 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:24

LOLOLOLOLOL. That would've been awesome.

that_one_dude 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:50

You are funny :)

Endymion_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 7:09

Wait, what? The guy didn't even *mention* the holocaust. Stop acting offended on behalf of other people. It was pretty dumb of him to go through with it - there were better, subtler things he could have done. My main query, though, is do you mean he looked like Hitler by the way he was dressed or was it he has a toothbrush moustache and similar hair? Because in all the depictions of der Führer I have seen, he was never garbed in a red, white or black outfit or combinations thereof (save for the armlet, of course).