Love: Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had...

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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By anonymoose - 30/05/2013 00:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

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By iheartexes - 06/11/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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By heshay - 28/10/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

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Promises, promises

By IHateMyLife - 06/04/2021 00:30

Today, my boyfriend promised me to cook dinner if I picked him up from work, almost 100 km and 2-hour drive. I did this even though I worked the night shift yesterday and had to today and normally have to sleep a lot. But no, after we got home, he fell asleep and was still sleeping and snoring when I had to go. FML

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deathcab7 0

Friday 5 March 2010 1:50

yeah but HE voulenteered. on their annaversery night. sooo that does suck, because he didnt have to go to work.

perdix 29

Friday 5 March 2010 2:33

Take another guy to the expensive restaurant and you'll get off way before 2 am. Several times, if you are lucky! ;)

Comments

Lisa89 3

Friday 5 March 2010 14:21

I sort of get why you're upset but it's honestly not a big deal. Just go out with him the next day... You shouldn't get all pissy for doing the exact same thing another day.. just because it's not that exact day.

BritishHobo 0

Friday 5 March 2010 23:42

Seriously? -_- It's not the fact she didn't get to go on that day, it's that her boyfriend promised to take her to dinner, yet he volunteered to work that night, even though he knew he had plans. Have I gotta explain this to everybody that's calling her selfish and 'shallow'? :S

Igor_g5 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:34

I figure that you should spend time with the people you love while you can. You can't be sure that there will be a tomorrow. How would he feel if it turned out tha tonite was his last chance to see her alive.

youthink_fml 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:46

You should be happy. He's trying to make some extra money. You can go out to dinner any night. Stop being so selfish and illogical.

youthink_fml 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:49

#118, You sound like a real winner. Some women are always looking for revenge or anything they can use to get their own way. I bet you withhold sex too.

SarcasticAvenger 9

Friday 5 March 2010 17:22

Jesus H Tapdancing christ! OP, are you that f-ing shallow! He's is probably working so much to either: A. Avoid having to spend time with your sorry, yet whiny, arse. B. Working to keep you materialistic Paris Hilton wannabe ass happy! Either way, you are still a whiner.

containsnosoy 0

Friday 5 March 2010 19:35

Oh, you are amazing.

BritishHobo 0

Friday 5 March 2010 23:40

WHAT! XD What the ****? XD 'Oh my God, you're upset that your boyfriend promised you dinner then skipped out on it? How SHALLOW!' So, it's shallow to expect your boyfriend to keep a promise now? :P It's shallow to judge someone on their personality and hwo they act? xD Brilliant.

containsnosoy 0

Friday 5 March 2010 17:50

Oh get over it. It's only a one year anniversary. Why don't you volunteer with them?

ColdGold 6

Friday 5 March 2010 20:30

hint. Hint. HINT. I don't blame him, either.

QTaznHawaii 0

Friday 5 March 2010 20:58

dump his arse! he could be cheating on you for all you know

Justin120 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 22:17

yes he is a cheater i mean 2 A.M

_Dusty_ 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 15:49

Gold digger. YDI.

avocado23 5

Monday 16 May 2011 16:00

maybe he needs to work more hours to pay for your expensive dinner. just reschedule, not an fml

d_unsub 12

Tuesday 13 December 2011 1:43

149 do you even know what volunteer means? Now who the **** he think he is to do volunteer work until 2am? Jesus? And seriously why the **** you all jumping on OP? Volunteer work until 2am on the day of their anniversary? for real? she has all the right to bitch about it cos it sounds like he is cheating on her.