Love: Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had...

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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By anonymoose - 30/05/2013 00:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

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By iheartexes - 06/11/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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By heshay - 28/10/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

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Promises, promises

By IHateMyLife - 06/04/2021 00:30

Today, my boyfriend promised me to cook dinner if I picked him up from work, almost 100 km and 2-hour drive. I did this even though I worked the night shift yesterday and had to today and normally have to sleep a lot. But no, after we got home, he fell asleep and was still sleeping and snoring when I had to go. FML

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deathcab7 0

Friday 5 March 2010 1:50

yeah but HE voulenteered. on their annaversery night. sooo that does suck, because he didnt have to go to work.

perdix 29

Friday 5 March 2010 2:33

Take another guy to the expensive restaurant and you'll get off way before 2 am. Several times, if you are lucky! ;)

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ksharp 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:39

your a **** it's women like you that make me fear for people like your fucken boy friend the sad thing is he will put up with you till some other slurry bitch comes along and you'll wonder why he cheated on you well it's becaue moments like these because I'm sure this isn't the only one u stupid fucken hoe stop sucking off him and get a fucken life an job and buy him somethjng your reject

UberFail79 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:58

Yay! A troll! Can I keep it, Mommy?

BritishHobo 0

Friday 5 March 2010 23:49

Stay away from it honey, it might infect you with its sheer ******* stupidity.

Mariku_fml 4

Friday 5 March 2010 5:39

OMG you had to cancel a date. your life is definitely Fked now.

goonie85 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:40

I switch shifts and take extra time at work a lot. It looks good when you're up for review- they see you as dependable or adaptable. He may want that raise when it comes up. Wait until you're married, neither of you will even care anymore. You could always find a man without a job, then you could spend every minute together!

sourgirl101 28

Friday 5 March 2010 5:45

Op is just disappointed because it's her FIRST anniversary. When you have plans it sucks when things don't turn out the way you want. He could have picked up a shift another day to make extra money. She probably feels he chose work over her. Money isn't everything. You can always make it another day. Maybe not you broke ass jobless people who complain about the economy but this guy has a job that allows him to pick up shifts.

rohosoccer08 1

Friday 5 March 2010 16:03

I agree... I know I wouldve been upset if my husband volunteered to work on our 1 year dating anniversary. but we have now been together 4 1/2 years total and our 2 year marriage anniversary is on Sunday!