Work: Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I...

By heymacie - 29/04/2016 01:41 - United States - Beckley

Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML

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By mrsimintrouble - 29/07/2016 06:01 - United States - Redding

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Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML

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By Tee - 26/03/2010 08:48 - France

Today, I got locked inside my office again by my co-workers because they had forgotten I was still around when they left. This happens 1 or 2 times a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 03:58 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML

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By HP_22 - 01/12/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, I was the only employee at a video store where I work when it got robbed. After crying, shaking and spending two hours and dealing with the police, my boss called and told me it was good experience and I would know what to do next time, then made me finish my shift, the night shift, alone. FML

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By bzygirl - 26/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML

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By Veronica Rambo - 24/10/2018 17:30

Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML

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Piss poor management

By God dammit - 27/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML

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Tripartita 44

Friday 29 April 2016 16:42

Well, you got an FML published, so I'd say the interest you gained was worth it.

Welshite 39

Friday 29 April 2016 16:35

And now you can brag about how priceless you are.

Comments

dharmaint 15

Friday 29 April 2016 17:42

You could call the bank tell them where u r

Boobadoowupski 5

Friday 29 April 2016 18:02

You could have been in there forever in some twisted Sherlock Holmes-style murder investigation... At least this will be a great icebreaker at parties!

HollywoodHitter 21

Friday 29 April 2016 18:24

Hey, it's a paid break from work!

Big_D_Real 12

Friday 29 April 2016 19:07

New hire hazing! Lock them in the vault and act like we didn't notice.

HylianWarrior 21

Friday 29 April 2016 19:07

Way to slack off on the job, hiding in the vault for 1.5 hours. Not a good impressipn for your second day on the job.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 29 April 2016 19:35

It's only been two days they don't know you.

Suaria 38

Friday 29 April 2016 21:32

You shouldn't expect everyone to know you since it is only your second day there.

Fmlreadermostly 20

Friday 29 April 2016 22:57

At least you got an hour of free time? I'm glad you weren't stuck in there for longer. Could have been a lot worse!

Musicstruck17 24

Saturday 30 April 2016 1:19

An hour of being paid to do nothing. That's awesome.

delichick 27

Saturday 30 April 2016 1:52

Sucks you were locked in the vault but were you not told about the alarms being tested? Someone should have said something, and you could have kept an eye on the time in order not to be in the vault when the alarms were being tested. On that note, it was your 2nd day, like others said, most probably didnt know you. Its like a search party was expected to go out and find you.