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By caterinette - 27/11/2014 02:04 - Portugal

Today, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walked into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word. This was right before I spotted the steaming pile of dung she'd left behind. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 11:00

Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML

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Parting shit

By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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Spooked

By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville

Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

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Crucial information

By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By MasterWong - 20/06/2018 19:00

Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML

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SweetasCandy0609 28

Thursday 27 November 2014 11:43

I think you should get a shovel and leave the crap on her front door.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 27 November 2014 13:20

My cat did that to me, but her brain is the size of a large walnut. I have to assume the same about your batshit crazy neighbour.

Comments

brook823 24

Thursday 27 November 2014 13:14

What is wrong with her?

FYoLifeLol 10

Thursday 27 November 2014 14:28

She's insane.

IamHercules 24

Thursday 27 November 2014 19:32

Or just very upset with some thing her neighbor did.

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 28 November 2014 6:15

OP invaded her territory.

briang959 47

Thursday 27 November 2014 13:17

I'd put her picture next to it and let everyone know who that poo belonged to.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 27 November 2014 13:20

My cat did that to me, but her brain is the size of a large walnut. I have to assume the same about your batshit crazy neighbour.

Emmiii_fml 18

Thursday 27 November 2014 22:07

"A large walnut" amazing.

sarah5745 41

Thursday 27 November 2014 13:28

Oh god, not this 'pun' again..

irrelephant1 19

Thursday 27 November 2014 13:35

Besides just talking bad about her , I think it more then just a little obvious that your neighbor needs some help. It's not very nice to make fun of the mentally ill. Besides posting here have you reached out to anyone to get her some assistance?

soulreaper12296 28

Thursday 27 November 2014 20:53

Who said she has a mental illness? Maybe someone from the bar pissed her off and that's her way of getting revenge. And just because it says "insane neighbor" doesn't mean she's actually insane or has some kind of illness mentally.

Witchylady 17

Thursday 27 November 2014 13:56

That is so vile. Some people are gross. Though a customer at a bookstore I used to work at urinated in the middle of the children's book section and then proceeded to search for books while her urine soaked skirt stuck to her thighs. So yes done people are just so wrong in so many ways.