Miscellaneous: Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend,...

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML

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You deserved it 51 315

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By sadman - 07/05/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

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You deserved it 11 777

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 982

You deserved it 7 330

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 097

You deserved it 3 399

By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 07:45 - India - Kolkata

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

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You deserved it 3 513

By foreveralone - 23/06/2013 14:42 - United States

Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 958

You deserved it 9 505

By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 302

You deserved it 7 561

By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 792

You deserved it 14 912

By nuttedthefout - 28/04/2011 13:16

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 623

You deserved it 9 625

By no love - 01/01/2016 22:41 - United States

Today, I celebrated my 4-year anniversary with my girlfriend. We didn't have sex and we didn't even kiss. All I got to do was cuddle the stuffed Minion she got me for Christmas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 393

You deserved it 3 338

By BirthdayBoy - 25/09/2009 14:54 - United States

Today, I invited over my girlfriend of two years to spend my birthday night with her. Instead of a conventional wrapped birthday present, she gave me the news that she has taken a vow of chastity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 953

You deserved it 7 322

realworldready 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:02

You SOB!!! A) For crashing her car B) And this is more important, for describing those ******* cookies on FML! Asshole!!! Do I have triple-chocolate-double-mint cookies topped with Andes' mints right now? NO!!!! And now I definitely want some! YOU SUCK!!! YDI!!!

lesp 6

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:00

Wow. FHL. Were you drunk?

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:20

#68: OP: original poster/post. YDI: you deserved it. FYL: **** your life. FHL: **** his/her life. =] you're welcome. OP: How? And why would this be a horse, horses aren't on roads. Unless it is something big, like a parade or something or nother. And I highly doubt that. So this is a car, which totally sucks. :/ But F[y'all's]L

xox_what_now 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:19

What does op mean!!!

zee209 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:33

Who the hell celebrates and 2 and a half year anniversary?!

zredalert95 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:22

op means original poster, the person who wrote the fml. OP: i think you should come up with a better gift next time. maybe, like, a new car? and for those of you ignorant people: skinny people eat unhealthy crap every now and again. don't bash mustangs just because your stuck with a corolla, or worse yet, a prius. ugg...

sharkshaveteeth 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:35

That really really sucks! I hope that you are alright and that your GF isn't too upset and that the car can be easily fixed. What caused you to crash into The median is what I am wondering about though.

ithedarkknight 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:31

wow she souns like a sweet girlfriend... if you guys break up can i have her number i like cookies?

Books4Me 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:36

I wholeheartedly agree with 12. Obviously the OP feels bad about wrecking his gf's car guys!! It's not like he took it out on purpose to ruin her life or anything....