By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML
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realworldready 0

You SOB!!! A) For crashing her car B) And this is more important, for describing those ******* cookies on FML! Asshole!!! Do I have triple-chocolate-double-mint cookies topped with Andes' mints right now? NO!!!! And now I definitely want some! YOU SUCK!!! YDI!!!

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Phoenix_GAD 0

7, ur a bastard.

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jorygirly 0

i dont get it.....

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littlemisslee 0

Can she share that recipe?

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angel03260 0

um why would it be a horse? cement dividers are on highways.. horses generally aren't on highways. its a car people you crash cars not horses.

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SunlightVeins 0

You did her a favor by crashing a mustang, the car of douchebags.

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kaleb0121 0

good job u deserve a medal!

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ely46 0

Anniversary is something that happens once a year, not at 3 month or 6 month intervals. Once a year. There is no such thing as a 2 and half year anniversary. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/anniversary

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jSOPURE 3

Lewl @ #56 if you're being serious. Hey, you get an awesome treat and you get to crash a semi expensive car? How is that an FYL? Should be FHL. :)

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crazieeli 0

this is totally a FHL. she should be writing on here.

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