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By funnygirl018 - 28/05/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, it was my very last day teaching my dance class. After the class ended, the owner of the studio started clapping and told all my students to give me a hug. No one hugged me. No one. FML

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By Ignatius - 07/06/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML

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By Raset24 - 30/06/2016 17:40

Today, it was my last day at my job. My team made a little party for me so they could wish me well and say goodbye, but when it came time for my manager to give a little speech, she couldn't even remember my name. I've been working there for two years. FML

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By 6boss - 03/11/2010 05:00 - France

Today, in art class, everybody was showing the paintings that we have been working on for weeks. Everyone was cheering and clapping. When mine came up, nobody clapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, well intent on trying a new workout class. I was the only person in the class and the instructor was clearly disappointed. He reluctantly gave me the class but I could tell he was hating the whole experience. FML

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By Pang - 19/12/2018 16:00

Today was the last my last day of high school ever, to celebrate me and my friends were going to go into the city and hang out for a bit. I missed the bus they caught into the city so I caught the next one, when I got there I asked where they were. They didn't respond. FML

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By anonymous - 04/09/2014 01:31 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, it was report card day at swimming lessons. Because it was the last day, a little girl brought me flowers. She was the only kid in that class who didn't pass. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 18:00

Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML

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By reader - 04/12/2020 14:03

Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML

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By Solo coffee - 28/06/2017 00:00

Today, it's my last day of work at my job of two and a half years. I organised to have coffee with my coworkers at a cafe. Only I turned up. I had my farewell coffee alone. FML

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By MedHistory - 15/09/2015 20:40 - Canada - Laval

Today, I decided to give a break to my students halfway through my 3 hour lecture. The break became the end of the lecture, because nobody came back. FML

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Volcan_fml 22

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:30

Perhaps everyone was just too sweaty.

NeoMatrix25 12

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:32

Everyone deserves a hug on the last day

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Volcan_fml 22

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:30

Perhaps everyone was just too sweaty.

endinurr 2

Thursday 30 May 2013 0:48

yea, that would be my reaction.

meihua 19

Thursday 30 May 2013 4:44

Perhaps her name is Abby Lee

erin1994 9

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:31

Awkward.

then000bster 16

Wednesday 29 May 2013 10:02

Turtle

SokDek 14

Wednesday 29 May 2013 10:57

penguin

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Wednesday 29 May 2013 13:01

Bananas

mnvikes 7

Wednesday 29 May 2013 13:08

Melon.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Wednesday 29 May 2013 13:23

Wardrobe

BulldogHoops 14

Wednesday 29 May 2013 18:30

****?

theonlynormalper 6

Sunday 6 March 2016 0:51

potato!

aliciavanham 13

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:31

Omg, that's just emberassing!

KareBear7364 5

Wednesday 29 May 2013 10:59

Yes, that is embarrassing.

benhd1 14

Friday 31 May 2013 5:54

It couldn't possibly be why someone would, say, post it on FML, could it?

NeoMatrix25 12

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:32

Everyone deserves a hug on the last day

capslockisgood 19

Wednesday 29 May 2013 13:08

Even Hitler?

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Wednesday 29 May 2013 13:24

^Ever heard of Eva Braun?

Hollandiscrazy 12

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:42

It's because you reeked of sweat

mackdeezy 22

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:48

Its alright. Just ho home and you can get hugged by the people you love.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Wednesday 29 May 2013 10:01

What if there is no one at home?

Mr_Satan 11

Thursday 30 May 2013 3:59

If there's no one to go home to, just visit a retirement home. Someone there will probably give you a hug.

MrClean17 15

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:56

At least you don't have to see them in the future

JustKittyKat 24

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:57

OP, I can hug you. Everyone needs a hug now and then.

fml0505 22

Wednesday 29 May 2013 10:04

Well, I'd say that no hugs is better than a bunch of forced, awkward, and sweaty hugs.

RodzillaX 30

Wednesday 29 May 2013 10:05

It's okay OP I'm sure someone here will hug you.

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