Intimacy: Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It...

By medstudent - 04/02/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

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By RevolutionLove - 10/12/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML

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By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 18:27 - United States - Westerville

Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML

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By A troubled ex med school student - 06/02/2013 03:08 - United States - Dublin

Today, I attended my first surgery as part of my program at med school. I found out that when I see someone's intestines, I vomit. Even if I'm still wearing a surgical mask. There goes the thousands of dollars I spent on college. FML

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By welp24 - 28/10/2018 03:00

Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML

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Thanks for sharing

By uni life - 15/05/2012 08:08 - Australia - Perth

Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML

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By ERnightmare - 02/08/2018 21:00 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML

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Ace in the hole

By IHaveThePower - 19/11/2021 11:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out the test for a yeast infection is a vaginal exam. I've never had a deeper understanding of my own asexuality than in the moment a stranger, with another stranger as a chaperone, was poking at my intimate parts while I couldn't see what was going on. FML

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By JulietMarie - 10/10/2014 19:12 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML

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lalapooh_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 7:19

its ok dude just because all these ppl have WAY too muchh experience doesnt mean something is wrong with you ur cool :D

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 13:27

You should go to a strip club.

Comments

phreshboi 1

Monday 5 April 2010 23:20

LoL fail how old are you?!

Muffinzz11 7

Thursday 4 November 2010 8:30

girls have 3 holes?

hle123 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 2:02

in person??!! when dis you see one before ?

gabstahhh 8

Sunday 8 May 2011 17:28

....wow.

chris80cent 0

Friday 5 August 2011 1:41

To people who say this is sad, realize this. This dudes gonna be a doc an make 300k a year n. Could prob get any chick he wants. You'll be working at McDonalds for 12k a year n **** gross fat chicks. Just saying. ;-)

BloodyMary666 24

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:51

So...?

studave 8

Wednesday 2 November 2011 17:48

It couldn't of been a live penis now could it?

yonoseporque 3

Wednesday 23 May 2012 18:14

This happened to me too....but I'm gay

jeping1981 1

Monday 16 December 2013 10:47

This is not an FML

T1A2Z3 34

Thursday 22 February 2018 10:57

Ah you'll be fine. The people who end up in medical school usually were too busy reading and studying in school to date (definitely not a bad thing) I'm sure most of your colleagues are in the same boat. Maybe you'll meet a cute dermatologist ;-)