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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, just a few minutes after I got to work, my usually laconic boss came into my office and said, "Pack your stuff and get the f*ck out." Apparently, half my department was being downsized. Thinking it was an April Fool's, I burst out laughing and told him how funny the prank was. He wasn't kidding. FML

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underpaid011 0

Friday 1 April 2011 19:27

take a shit on the hood of his car, or pee in the gas tank. that will be a good prank! check your employment agreement and company policy. such short notice might be a violation, giving you legal options or footing to negotiate a severance package. a deal is a deal.

ILoveEggnog 7

Friday 1 April 2011 18:28

April Fools Day can suck it.

Comments

iHateThisLife 10

Friday 1 April 2011 21:23

he can't fire without an explanation, check with HR.

FarSide 22

Friday 1 April 2011 21:48

Depending on the size of their Company, HR IS the one who told him to do it.

daleftw 0

Friday 1 April 2011 21:27

Is your boss Ari Gold? lol

MistressKira 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:11

By him coming over and cursing, saying you are fired, I can understand maybe it was a joke. Why would the boss man need to use extra anger to fire someone?