By lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
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hatesfate 6

While you're at it why don't you run around with scissors?

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RealTalk0 7

There's nothing wrong with having fun every once in awhile. Just don't kill yourself while doing so.

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hatesfate 6

Jumping on the bed is not American specific... Unless you live in some third world country where you don't own a bed, which is doubtful when you have Internet access for leisure time, you should understand the reference.

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Lbeck 7

One fell off and broke his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said "no more monkeys jumping on the bed!".

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Quest_ 13

I guess you've become a bit taller since the last time you did that.

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ElleYW 10

That's what your grown ass get for trying to jump on the damn bed.

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hatesfate 6

Please don't abuse the English language. She's a beautiful creature that is endangered, thanks!

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MalloryKnox 8

There is absolutely nothing wrong with letting your inner child out once in a while! I like building forts out of furniture and sheets!

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PiaMiaPerez 1

Lmbo I could only imagine how ugly that was and looked

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MakeTodayADTR 20

...well I guess that's one way to go to sleep. :P

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soccer1629 0

Did your head turn shape like stewie

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