Health: Today, I really haven't been feeling well. Even thought I felt...

By Anon - 11/09/2016 07:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I really haven't been feeling well. Even thought I felt like complete shit, my friends dragged me out to a club. When I got there, I ran into the bathroom and started simultaneously shitting and puking. If I stopped one, the other got worse. I was stuck there for an hour and a half. FML

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By Amy - 01/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML

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By Redhairchick - 06/11/2016 07:08

Today, I got severe diarrhea while out dancing with friends. On my way home, I got hit with the urge again. I couldn't find an open toilet and I had to resort to relieving myself in an alley. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML

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By theshitguy - 15/06/2021 08:01 - Australia - Kedron

Today, I was at a party. A friend and I went to the bathroom together. She finished, I started to go, realising I need to shit. She was still in the room. People began to knock. My brain told me to snap the shit in half… with my hand. I grabbed the toilet paper with said hand, leaving the bathroom covered in shit. FML

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By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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By Med - 13/11/2012 12:02 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

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r83839 22

Monday 12 September 2016 9:23

You need to learn to stand your ground instead of giving into peer pressure.

MandyO 15

Monday 12 September 2016 9:24

Your friends owe you a drink...of Pepto-Bismol and Imodium.

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r83839 22

Monday 12 September 2016 9:23

You need to learn to stand your ground instead of giving into peer pressure.

MandyO 15

Monday 12 September 2016 9:24

Your friends owe you a drink...of Pepto-Bismol and Imodium.

poopehdoo 9

Monday 12 September 2016 23:02

Just wondering - are people aware that immodium just blocks your bowel? Good for when you absolutely cannot reschedule something, but terrible in the long and short run. Your body is trying to get rid of toxic stuff and you're just keeping it in.

klutzyduck1 24

Monday 12 September 2016 9:31

That's terrible, I've always been scared to have that happen in a public restroom (for many reasons). Especially a night club bathroom...ick. I'm sure choosing which to use the toilet for, was a difficult choice. Like the earlier commenter said about withstanding peer pressure, this situation may be a really good motivator for you to trust your own judgement in the future. It's hard when you feel like you are letting others down, but real friends would have been more concerned about how you were feeling, rather than pestering you to got to a club for their own entertainment. Silver lining: the club is mostly filled with strangers, so no one really knows who you are, which might lessen the embarrassment.

hkhan24 23

Monday 12 September 2016 9:39

Your friends are idiots for dragging you but if I felt that bad I would have flat out refused no matter what.

girlvsocean 2

Monday 12 September 2016 21:32

And he was an idiot for going out.

lexiieeex3 32

Monday 12 September 2016 10:09

None of your friends felt awful enough for dragging you there, where you were clearly ill, to drive you home?

nonsensical 26

Monday 12 September 2016 13:20

Maybe they did but they had to wait til OP took a break from exploding out of both ends...

species4872 19

Monday 12 September 2016 11:17

Self inflicted I'm afraid, next time listen to your body

InfiniteSunshine 32

Monday 12 September 2016 11:22

A crowded place with loud music, drugs, and drinking, your friends thought this would be a good place to drag a sick person? Cause alcohol and dancing always help with illnesses. You do need to stand up for yourself more, if you're sick, you're sick, tell anyone who pressures you to just go away, but your friends are not only idiots, but dicks. They should have cared enough to make sure you were ok, not drag you out to the last place a sick person should be.