sue her for everything the little bitch is worth

I kind of have to bring up another possibility here. There's no gender listed for OP in the FML. Isn't it possible that it's a female?

So... I know this is unlikely, but there's people ragging on OP for having "hair products" and such, because you know guys aren't supposed to use them in their weird messed up world. But... I've had another thought. There's no gender listed with this FML, therefore it's possible it was written by a girl. Just a thought. We don't know one way or the other, and we can't unless OP comments themselves (rare but it happens).

Wow. She sounds like a psycho.

maybe you should have done something to make her break up with you instead.

That didn't make any sense. And YDI for (if you're a guy) using hair products cuz that's gay or (if you're a woman) for being alive.

Find that bitch and kill her! Or, plant a bomb in her car.

Fella, here's a tip: If a girl is understood to be crazy enough to try to make you lose all your hair by sabotaging your hair products with caustic chemicals, don't let her have access to your actual house by keeping a key under a flowerpot. Did you remember the hair products and forget the key? It's awful, what she did, but, man, you deserve it, for being so lax about your own personal security.

Guys cn use hair products too. It's called shampoo you greasy hobo.

Why did u date that crazy bitch