By Anonymous - 05/09/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away my hair products, thinking she switched them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of my clothes and burn them on my lawn while I was at work. FML
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WTFKuro 0

If you're going to keep a key under a flowerpot, you might as well keep your door unlocked. If a burglar wants to get into your house, the first thing he's going to do is check under flowerpots for keys.

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

"...Well I started throwin' things and I scared folks half to death I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail Cause baby to hammer everything looks like a nail And I was mad as hell Well those pretty girls their all the same But their damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend..." Anyone want to say this doesn't relate to the FML?

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iBeJess 0

Wow...that...sucks...BURN HER CLOTHES :D

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pattysays 0

crazy bitch. BTW, what does OP stand for?

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

"...You're crazy bitch But you **** so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on..." and O...P r....o i.....s g....t i.....e n.....r a l

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sublime93 0

Took me a while to get what you did there, kept reading it left to right lol

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Yes, I agree, "YLS"...but let this be a valuable life lesson to you, don't date teh crazy. I'd be discussing legal options with the police and/or a lawyer, as far as having her arrested for any possible criminal acts she may have committed and trying to recover the cost of replacing your stuff.

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JarJarBinks_fml 0

And just for the record, death metal sucks. It's not something humans listen to. But I guess death metalheads might respond with "I'm not human" because of how hardcore they think they are

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TC1_fml 0

Don't bother talking 'bout stuff you don't know shit about.

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Nightfallz 0

ydi. you know she goes crazy when you break up with her and what do you do? break up with her. you brought it on yourself.

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LewJH 0

You thought of throwing away your hair products, but not moving a spare key under a flowerpot, which is quite a blatant place to put one and if you were dating here, she probably would've know about it. YDI.

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Sparkey 0

I like to second this. YKDI for leaving a key.

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Victoria_fml 0

Call your lawyer, altough maybe it's kinda your fault for leaving the key in such an obvious place (or leaving it, if you had told her it was there).

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