By lonelygirl - 09/04/2013 04:59 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I didn't mind paying a little bit extra for my manicure because I forgot how nice it was to have someone hold your hand. Even if it was an old Asian lady. FML
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jarrettd 27

I wanna hold your haaaand i wanna hold your hand, and when i touch you i feel happy inside.

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SmosherMe 6

15, your creepy profile picture makes this perfect...

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Freethaawave 19

Were you getting a manicure at the Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Salon from Miss Swan by any chance?

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alphaskater09 9

Old Asian ladies are the best :) *licks his lips*

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enormouselephant 15

If someone's not at least holding your hand, your hand must be very busy with a few other things..at least it will be pretty when you're flicking the bean!

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JenkJenks 6

Just sit on one hand until it falls asleep, then hold your own hands and pretend it's somebody else's. It's called "the stranger".... On second thought, that may be for this flicking the bean issue as well.

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brackaman 18

Hey, I can relate. Old Asian ladies are the best. They're so small and sexy I just wanna grab them and put my... Oh crap. Thinking out loud again...

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brackaman 18

Well I guess I managed to achieve something today. Even if it is only grossing out a sadistic killer.

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Silly_Lilly6969 23

This is one of the saddest things I've ever read on FML.

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mcrepas 19

Go up one in the recents, that's one of the saddest ones.

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carry_on 19

This is so sad, get out and meet some new people! :-)

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mcrepas 19

I'll hold your hand if you pay my plane ticket!

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Plane tickets are a little more han the cost of a manicure. Plus, grandmas and old ladies in general have really sort hands!

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hawright 13

Well whatever gets you by. Don't feel bad, own it. At least you aren't one of those people who constantly has to have a relationship.

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Abbbiiieeeeeeeee 16

Yikes! I'm thinking loneliness at its worst... FYL, Op. Hopefully you'll find someone that you don't have to pay to hold your hand. Happy searching! ^^

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