Tindersticks

By noluckthere - 10/09/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and set all my stuff on fire. Why? Because she found my Tinder account. I haven’t even used it since I met her. FML
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whydoyouneedone 8

How did she find the tinder account if she herself wasn’t on tinder?

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Chazzster 28

Assuming you are being honest, then: (1) Your Ex is childishly insecure and immature and ultimately did you a favor in breaking up with you. (2) Regardless of the situation she had no right to destroy your property. She has every right to break up with you for any reason she considers reasonable, as do you. But jealousy and hurt feelings is no excuse for destroying your property and that kind of behavior should not be tolerated. If she wanted you out of her life she owed you the opportunity to retrieve your belongings. (3) In the future, remember “don’t stick your dick in crazy” the costs are just too high.

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Chazzster 28

Assuming you are being honest, then: (1) Your Ex is childishly insecure and immature and ultimately did you a favor in breaking up with you. (2) Regardless of the situation she had no right to destroy your property. She has every right to break up with you for any reason she considers reasonable, as do you. But jealousy and hurt feelings is no excuse for destroying your property and that kind of behavior should not be tolerated. If she wanted you out of her life she owed you the opportunity to retrieve your belongings. (3) In the future, remember “don’t stick your dick in crazy” the costs are just too high.

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whydoyouneedone 8

How did she find the tinder account if she herself wasn’t on tinder?

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ChipBoundary 9

I've met quite a few women that will make Tinder accounts just to look for that shit. They'll even have friends try to hit on you, to test your loyalty. They'll install spy apps on your phone when you aren't aware, etc.

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PlayVR 3

that you can go both ways that's so sad if any of us men were spying using spyware on anybody else's s*** to be in prison but women can put spyware on our stuff no problem

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Bogrbon 27

I'd contact the police, and potentially a lawyer. Theft and arson should put her away for a while. Depending on the value and her income/assets it might be worth it to sue her for damages, though likely she's not got enough to be worth suing over.

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RichardPencil 30

Now you can use your Tinder account. Assuming she didn't use your phone as tinder to start the fire.

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AutisticPat 10

Congratulations on your narrow escape. I’m sorry that you’re in a such a terrible situation, but I think that it’s pretty clear you dodged a bullet.

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AJ1981 12

women be crazy... be thankful you got out with just loss of material possessions... warning you now crazy ones always boomerang back don't do it... STAY AWAY....

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justjay 0

Ayeee yo mah boy… What was she doing on tinder ?

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Warp1978 15

It could be worse really, it could be you in the fire.

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