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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 18:51 - Norway - Bergen

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
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OhWhoCares 42

Is your roommate even human? Who the hell decides to voluntarily wake up at 3 AM??

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vikingchick 22

Set an even louder alarm for 2:50 am. :)

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thevelociraptor 31

No kidding. After the first few days of that bs I would dump a bucket of water on that roomie.

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abbyblabbyy 6

Lmao I do this too, or else I will end up sleeping through my alarm! But of course I don't have a roommate and I sleep alone

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JKPwnage 27

I'm like that. I have four alarms and I still take a while to get up

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hazukilockheart 13

maybe he wakes up at 3 am every day to eat a krabby patty?

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swaglesshipster 23

Don't wake him up and shut off his alarm. Maybe he'll figure out he needs to take responsibility of his life

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laden_swallow09 34

Just be sure to get all your stuff out of the place and move out while he's sleeping. The kid has problems that should be no one else's.

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sam882 28

I wish I could sleep like that. I wake at the slightest sound but sorry about the roommate OP.

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Regimental_Phan 18

I do the same thing...but to my parents. XD

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

#61 so, assuming your dad's last name is phan... your dad's name is dick phan? classic!

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trellz17 19

Why would someone want a warning alarm that early, especially since they're already getting up at 6am?

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queenviolet 8

that is a very inconsiderate roommate. kick him out.

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