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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 18:51 - Norway - Bergen

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML

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By fckdorms - 09/05/2016 14:04 - United States - Columbia

Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML

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By tnh - 17/11/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

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By plzstop - 04/10/2016 11:03 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, I'm a college student. Just like every other goddamn day, my roommate set about twenty alarms a good two hours before she even needs to get up. She just sleeps through the first hour or so of alarms while I wake up. I've been waking up at 6 a.m., even though my first classes are at 9. FML.

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2024 08:00 - United States - Washington

Today, my roommate gets up at 3:30am for work and wakes me up each time. I try not to complain about it, but whenever I come back to the apartment at midnight, she gets mad that I woke her up. I told her that she wakes me up in the morning, but apparently that’s different because she’s going to work. FML

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By regrettably well rested - 14/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Clearfield

Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML

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By roommateprobssss:( - 11/12/2012 15:57 - United States

Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML

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Saturday 17 January 2015 5:17

Is your roommate even human? Who the hell decides to voluntarily wake up at 3 AM??

vikingchick 22

Saturday 17 January 2015 5:18

Set an even louder alarm for 2:50 am. :)

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singafairytale 11

Saturday 17 January 2015 17:26

Why don't you just tell him that is rude and keeps you awake and ask that he stop?

moomimamoo 24

Saturday 17 January 2015 17:46

Hide it and leave, then when it goes off he won't be able to find it and turn it off, therefore experiencing your annoyance at the incessant beeping.

SkullSphinx 10

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:15

I've just unplugged my roommate's alarm. It went off everyday for a week and they'd sleep through it for at least an hour, so I started turning it off without waking them up.

Miss_A_x0x 12

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:15

I feel your pain. I had a roommate that didn't come back until 2 or 3 am and turned on all the lights, slammed doors and stomped around.

doughdreads 7

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:55

maybe have the balls to tell him to cut that shit out.

Labarynth 2

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:57

hammer time

babykakes96 4

Saturday 17 January 2015 20:01

omg. I do the same thing. except I don't bother other ppl with it tho.

harmtouch16 11

Saturday 17 January 2015 22:50

I would be like, "Sorry, I need a 3 hour warning before I punch you in the face."

anabanana101 15

Sunday 18 January 2015 6:17

Maybe get another roommate? I mean it's just a suggestion

dentistsftw 6

Sunday 18 January 2015 20:48

Hahaha omg I used to go through the same thing! And even though she won't budge at the sound of alarm itself, she'd go berserk if she found that I had switched it off for her.