lol. that sucks for you! and obviously they pissed in the toilet.

well that's Smart

I have a friend who thought the urinal puck was soap and therefore the urinal was a sink.

Whitney Cummings was right. Girl Scouts don't teach girls how to actually survive in real life. I mean, what you did was almost as bad as putting Diesel in a Regular Combustion engine. "In Boy Scouts, you learn to orienteer, make ropes and such, big survival stuff. In Girl Scouts, you're selling stuff that you didn't make to strangers, in a mini-skirt, you're becoming a hooker. ... ... I put Diesel in my regular car. Now I love this reaction because all the guys are facepalming now going 'ohh my god that's idiotic', while all the girls are like '...so? what's wrong with that?' So I put diesel in my regular car and then a few miles down my car was a flaming pile of rubble." -Whitney Cummings (In special: Money Shot)

YDI for being a hipster.

why would you want your stuff touching any area of a portapotty? regardless of what it was, they are filthy

youre a dumbass. i knew that was a urinal since i was practically 6

hahaha, I've done that before. I was at a football game and I went inside the porta-potty and sat my football in what I thought was the same thing, and when I opened the door I had left it in there and my dad saw and was like, "did you just stick your football in the urinal?" in front of a whole crowd of people. LOL. :)

are you american??

you didn't snack on the urinal cakes did you?