Miscellaneous: Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've...

By Savannah - 15/06/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML

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You deserved it 55 114

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Same thing different taste

By littleman - 06/04/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

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You deserved it 2 984

By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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You deserved it 2 816

There's always that one dude

By Anonymous - 29/05/2024 16:00 - Ireland

Today, it was my second day at my new job. The bathrooms have urinals, and I usually get bladder shy while using them, but I thought, "When in Rome…" That's when my manager came in, stood at the urinal next to mine, dropped his pants and boxers around his ankles, and started talking about sports. FML

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You deserved it 107

By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

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You deserved it 2 849

By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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Alexa, play "People = Shit" by Slipknot

By Faktafem - 19/06/2019 23:55

Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML

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You deserved it 111

By Zahkrii - 26/12/2018 16:00

Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML

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You deserved it 345

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By stinkyhair - 19/12/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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You deserved it 2 839

By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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You deserved it 2 360

By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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officeradvil 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:29

Well that is just unsanitary. And hilarious!

supawoman_fml 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:31

lol how could you not know their urinals?

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jclee890 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:48

bonnapoop

samanthahadley 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:58

can I just say, people like you are why Bonnaroo sucks now. you probably weren't even high, just stupid.

starfleet9 9

Wednesday 15 June 2011 17:03

You are a complete moron!! Welcome to life, that was your orientation...

IbanezSprinter 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 17:44

haha you're really dumb....sorry but I knew it was a urinal when I was like 8 (I'm a girl).

berryblue 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:49

did u burn that shit afterwards

Chazzasaurus 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:59

I'm going to vote you deserve it because you were at Bonaroo in the first place

alimarie231 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:32

Idiot..

Poliahputz 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:48

Next your gonna post you thought the "cubbyhole" had a free oversized mint at the bottom

pr1mo 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 20:15

u wouldn't happen to be blonde would u?

no65438 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 20:44

dumbass!!

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There's always that one dude

Alexa, play "People = Shit" by Slipknot

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