Miscellaneous: Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've...

By Savannah - 15/06/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML

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Same thing different taste

By littleman - 06/04/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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There's always that one dude

By Anonymous - 29/05/2024 16:00 - Ireland

Today, it was my second day at my new job. The bathrooms have urinals, and I usually get bladder shy while using them, but I thought, "When in Rome…" That's when my manager came in, stood at the urinal next to mine, dropped his pants and boxers around his ankles, and started talking about sports. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

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By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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Alexa, play "People = Shit" by Slipknot

By Faktafem - 19/06/2019 23:55

Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML

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By Zahkrii - 26/12/2018 16:00

Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML

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Help!

By stinkyhair - 19/12/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:29

Well that is just unsanitary. And hilarious!

supawoman_fml 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:31

lol how could you not know their urinals?

Comments

birdfreak 24

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:00

wow you must have been pissed! :D

spazmattic 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:04

That's what I was thinking! Well, with better grammar...

spazmattic 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:35

misplaced post- yay

emodude44 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:11

Yeah... YDI for just not thinking that one through...

WordSmyth 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:12

Now all of your shit is covered in piss! :D

kittea86 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:25

No friggen duh. who doesn't know that i have known since i can remember. ydi

Microbus_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:29

Sounds like a stretch to make a FML. Nobody, not even you, is that stupid.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:44

*facepalm* YDI.

Cenobyte 10

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:49

I nearly did that once too. Its a very convenient looking location to put your phone and wallet etc. I'm just glad that I saw the hole at the bottom that looked suspiciously like a drain, and thought the better of it.