By Anonymous - 09/11/2018 04:00 - Bulgaria - Plovdiv
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Sure.... that’s a doggie alright. A murder doggie.
Is she ******* serious. That “doggie” would’ve mauled the two of you if you hadn’t got it. Good for you.
Time for a new girlfriend with an IQ that is not in the single digits
It sounds like a purrfect murder to me, where she doesn't need to get her hands dirty. You should have made her carry the bag for the rest of the hike.
did you hand her the meat?
Where did you meat this girl?
My guess is the local dog park.
Isn't this how most werewolf stories start?
At which point you promptly pepper sprayed her untill she ran off and you lived happily ever after
Your girlfriend is right. You should have shoved her in front of him, and ran away, claiming she got lost when wandering off to go to the little girls' tree.
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Is she ******* serious. That “doggie” would’ve mauled the two of you if you hadn’t got it. Good for you.
Time for a new girlfriend with an IQ that is not in the single digits