By Anonymous - 09/11/2018 04:00 - Bulgaria - Plovdiv

Today, my girlfriend and I went hiking in the mountains. She didn't tell me that she had packed meat to cook in my bag. About two hours after we set out, a wolf attacked me but I pepper sprayed it and it ran off. After that my girlfriend looked at me and said "You didn't have to hurt the doggy." FML
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MidnaLink 33

Is she ******* serious. That “doggie” would’ve mauled the two of you if you hadn’t got it. Good for you.

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Brian Brown_512904633 10

Time for a new girlfriend with an IQ that is not in the single digits

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Chloe555_fml 27

Sure.... that’s a doggie alright. A murder doggie.

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MidnaLink 33

Is she ******* serious. That “doggie” would’ve mauled the two of you if you hadn’t got it. Good for you.

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Brian Brown_512904633 10

Time for a new girlfriend with an IQ that is not in the single digits

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yeongji 31

It sounds like a purrfect murder to me, where she doesn't need to get her hands dirty. You should have made her carry the bag for the rest of the hike.

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Glowworm56 26

Isn't this how most werewolf stories start?

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PenguinPal3017 19

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

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nitsud82 14

At which point you promptly pepper sprayed her untill she ran off and you lived happily ever after

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Your girlfriend is right. You should have shoved her in front of him, and ran away, claiming she got lost when wandering off to go to the little girls' tree.

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