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By AquaRevolver - 25/05/2009 10:35 - New Zealand

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

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You deserved it 54 446

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2017 18:00

Today, I went paint-balling with my girlfriend. As we drove she was scared about getting shot a lot, especially in the head. I reassured her that with all the protective gear it was unlikely. First round, within a minute, she gets shot 3 times in the back of the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 928

You deserved it 835

By Z - 26/11/2012 10:26 - Australia

Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 794

You deserved it 25 010

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 14:58 - United States - Commack

Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 803

You deserved it 3 660

By fuck - 21/04/2012 02:48 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 921

You deserved it 4 078

By iusedprotectionanyway - 21/03/2014 21:44 - New Zealand - Waitakere

Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 233

You deserved it 3 513

By LagSwitchFTW - 25/01/2013 22:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 080

You deserved it 6 013

By clumsylobster - 13/10/2014 21:33 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 887

You deserved it 3 555

By raebelle - 02/06/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 647

You deserved it 10 775

By sore - 21/10/2009 08:27 - Australia

Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 273

You deserved it 6 679

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By oww - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 055

You deserved it 722

stunty_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:02

Friendly fire? Isn't.

emer_helena 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:34

I love how you dont say that you shot her by accident

Comments

conrad150295 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 5:10

To all those that said this is impossible, #152 said he was there and it was actually dislocated. That can happen given the right velocity, momentum and the personal structure of the girl's finger (god I love science :P) And besides, nothing is impossible, except slamming a revolving door :D

CalvinA7X 1

Tuesday 24 August 2010 9:58

paintballing is awesome end of story .Who wants pie!

UnluckyDom 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 21:23

I play paintball. Being in thatbodysuit at an outdoor field in 100 degree weather is not the "coolest" expirence >_>

ashie__x 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 9:30

lol ; I did that to my best friend. except her finger didn't break.

buynak 0

Friday 24 December 2010 18:50

ive been playing paintball for years and im a volunteer firefighter/ EMT. NO WAY did it break her finger. i dont care how close the barrel was to her finger.

matttheman33 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:35

smooth move stiffler

lifesabitcchh 0

Friday 8 July 2011 8:53

if you get shot while paintballing , your finger won't break. I've been shot a couple time in the finger in a row an my finger didn't break. lol. you sir, fail.

Richspartan372 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 6:38

She must have glass bones because no on can break a finger by getting shot in the finger on a professional paintball course

KyleJstorm 0

Wednesday 1 August 2012 1:55

I don't see how that's possible. Tippmann 98 customs are mechanical so you have to a lot o pressure o the trigger to pull it.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Thursday 16 August 2012 9:18

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