Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive...

By ...... - 08/10/2011 02:40 - United States

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

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You deserved it 3 771

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 16:00

Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML

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By Nicks - 03/07/2013 15:10 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took my professional wedding photographs off Facebook, as she didn't like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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You deserved it 6 034

By Anonymous - 04/06/2014 14:34 - United Kingdom - Ormskirk

Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML

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You deserved it 3 943

By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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You deserved it 8 797

By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 05:13 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML

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You deserved it 7 284

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By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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You deserved it 126

By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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You deserved it 36 355

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2022 06:00 - South Africa - Grahamstown

Today, I was scrolling through my phone and saw a post from my nephew's mother, my brother's girlfriend. She has a swollen eye that my brother gave her. I've been telling him for months to get his temper in control, and now he's facing possible charges, and she's utterly traumatized. I wish I could cut off relations. FML

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You deserved it 131

By mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

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macrosoft 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:57

Hey sounds very caring, you should thank him

vctrmora 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:57

He's just keeping him "pimp" hand strong!

Comments

macrosoft 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:57

Hey sounds very caring, you should thank him

AnonymousTroll 2

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:04

Challenge accepted...

JiggaJayZ 16

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:06

IM RICK JAMES, BITCH!!

helloimmia 4

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:09

Well, at least she got what she deserved.

MagicallyFat 12

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:56

Dude ur uncle is awesome

JustAnotherSlap 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:16

I wouldn't see that as an fml.. Quite hilarious. :)

Keyman1212 14

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:19

Hey, he keeps it real. Does your uncle happen to be A Pimp Named Slickback?

NavySEAL13 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:26

At least he didn't say he was gonna Chris Brown a bitch

1bluesky1 6

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:47

Well he told her!

SirObvious 1

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:49

Sounds like a G

thaCODgod 4

Saturday 8 October 2011 8:23

your uncle is cool!

reddawn85 8

Saturday 8 October 2011 10:24

Well, ask and you shall receive...

EpicPear 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 11:12

Hahaha. The two commentators above me have ironic pictures.

Neonnight 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 14:28

I want you uncle

HideouslyHuman 10

Saturday 8 October 2011 15:33

daphish 10

Saturday 8 October 2011 18:44

44: Boondocks reference?

reddawn85 8

Saturday 8 October 2011 21:46

75- that is awesome.

shadowboy94 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 22:19

Now you know not to f**k with him. Lol

kyarush 10

Saturday 8 October 2011 22:57

That's mighty badass of him.

H3YG1RL 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 23:32

I swear that the uncle is black

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:34

Your uncles kickin' ass like a true OG.

vctrmora 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:57

He's just keeping him "pimp" hand strong!

Buttsexpirate 9

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:06

Bitches get stitches, I'm just saying. By the way does your uncle happen to have a fedora and a purple suit?

WowUStupid 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:11

That showed him

Qu1ks1lv3r 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 9:49

Wayne Brady's gonna choke a bitch

chickenwalrus 14

Saturday 8 October 2011 15:29

so... is your uncle black or just awesome?

MrCoolPants 7

Sunday 9 October 2011 0:25

Thank you ray...

Laterial 3

Monday 10 October 2011 13:18

Uncle Ricchard, Jr.

NoRegretsCA 7

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:57

o.o

Ecklcakes 15

Saturday 8 October 2011 17:11

O.o

Stonedmanalex 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 17:59

o.O

kaoriblossom 8

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:31

ishida1235 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:57

O.O

Astroman129 7

Sunday 9 October 2011 4:40

leftovercrack 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 5:43

ElainaCutsYou 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:58

Posted

kingtootinpootin 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:58

i wish that was my uncle

TheiMightyKhaL 2

Saturday 8 October 2011 17:41

Hell yeah!

TheBlackCops 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:58

That's how I keep my hoes in line...

hoodasswhitekid 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 3:54

That's how you gotta do it in the hood

minisquid 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 8:08

Uncle? More like Big Daddy... Still, this FML is made of win. What an awesome family, OP. My uncle is obsessed with basketball and late night cooking shows.