Intimacy and School: Today, my girlfriend and I went to a shop known for its hardcore...

By Anonymous - 02/11/2017 05:00

Today, my girlfriend and I went to a shop known for its hardcore sex toys. We happened to run into one of my university lecturers and her wife discussing butt plugs with a member of staff, and then saw my aunt and uncle at the register. FML

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By screwed - 04/11/2012 09:55 - United States

Today, my hubby and I decided to spice up our sex life and went to an adult toy store. We know too many people in our town, so we drove to one that was 30 minutes away. We decided on our items, and went to the check out. Who would have guessed my next door neighbor works there as a cashier? FML

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By the_captain - 23/06/2009 00:21 - United States

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By Scarred - 22/09/2018 12:00

Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML

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By Mikey832 - 09/08/2010 13:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 22:59

Today, my boyfriend talked me into wearing vibrating underwear in public and of course we bumped into my mom shopping, and of course he chose that moment to turn them on with the remote. The vibrating was way louder than we were expecting, and my mom just walked away shaking her head at us. FML

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By notmydad. - 08/05/2010 10:07 - Philippines

Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML

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Tuesday 24 October 2017 15:58

"...Hello darkness, my old friend..."

tonyfan00 38

Thursday 2 November 2017 5:59

Let me guess what happened next: the cashier pointed out that you were naked, and while everyone was laughing all your teeth fell out.

Comments

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 2 November 2017 12:53

Everybody's got a skeleton in the closet--or in this case a sex toy or two.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 2 November 2017 13:59

Look at the bright side, at least you didn’t run into your parents, or her parents.

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 2 November 2017 18:45

Well, that's certainly awkward.

yourwifelovesme 25

Thursday 2 November 2017 20:04

No ******* way ????

jfsiv 17

Thursday 2 November 2017 23:13

Just so you know, other people like kinky sex too.

devi_916 39

Friday 3 November 2017 0:55

That is all kinds of horribly embarrassing.

EnvyMe33 26

Friday 3 November 2017 14:47

That’s why I shop online.

Thundernutz 15

Monday 6 November 2017 6:45

Small world! or town rather lol

Thundernutz 15

Monday 6 November 2017 23:01

I somehow want to ask if the store was Purple Passion lol

peithecelt 28

Saturday 8 December 2018 14:15

butt plugs are pretty standard sex toys, I hear hard core sex toys and expect something interesting! (that aside, that situation sounds awkward as all get out).