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By bambam - 12/05/2014 16:01 - United States - League City

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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By annonymus - 23/10/2014 00:57 - United States

Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend

Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

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You deserved it 3 110

By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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You deserved it 4 374

By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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illegalbeagle69 23

Monday 12 May 2014 22:00

Glad to hear you ended it.

colby6666 43

Monday 12 May 2014 21:59

Sounds like that boyfriend isn't a very good one...

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abbey728 16

Tuesday 13 May 2014 0:52

Let us take note of the term *was*

abbey728 16

Tuesday 13 May 2014 0:55

menfearme 10

Tuesday 13 May 2014 0:55

WOW what a jerk! You should've retorted, "Great! I chose the stupid one!" & dumped him on the spot.

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 13 May 2014 1:02

And you should have replied, "well I chose a dumb ass moron as a boyfriend". Dump him and find a new guy. Good luck.

Fmlsea 28

Tuesday 13 May 2014 1:22

good on you for dumping him op :) there's no point in staying with someone who only cares about looks.

Stephanie_Jane 10

Tuesday 13 May 2014 1:35

I hope you mean the guy you were formerly dating. He doesn't deserve anyone with that attitude.

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 13 May 2014 1:42

Does he have a brother? The brother might be the nice one.

ztress 10

Tuesday 13 May 2014 2:06

So this sister of yours...

what12345 12

Tuesday 13 May 2014 2:06

Emphasis on the "was" before dating.... What an idiot he must be.

AshBash2211 14

Tuesday 13 May 2014 2:09

My ex boyfriend told me that when he saw a picture of my cousin... I feel your pain op, better off without them!!

CrimsonWo1f 1

Tuesday 13 May 2014 2:10

notice how she says "the guy I WAS dating"

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