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By bambam - 12/05/2014 16:01 - United States - League City

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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By annonymus - 23/10/2014 00:57 - United States

Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend

Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

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By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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Monday 12 May 2014 22:00

Glad to hear you ended it.

colby6666 43

Monday 12 May 2014 21:59

Sounds like that boyfriend isn't a very good one...

Comments

martin8337 35

Tuesday 13 May 2014 5:08

I think that your boyfriend sounds like a sister/sister- in law ****** like we see on Maury or Jerry.

Sabine305 4

Tuesday 13 May 2014 5:24

And you didn't punch his teeth out????!!!!!

kissmeImawkward 17

Tuesday 13 May 2014 5:49

it seems that you chose the asshole..sorry OP! drop his sorry ass so he could choose a shallow b**ch, just like him

Tannasgh 22

Tuesday 13 May 2014 5:57

Lose him..

Federgirl 19

Tuesday 13 May 2014 6:11

OMG that's sooo mean!!! I'm sorry. FYL.

LookUpImThere 13

Tuesday 13 May 2014 7:44

Kick him to the kerb

Shazkaikamana 3

Tuesday 13 May 2014 7:55

If you don't dump him than its your own fault

SimplyEcks 15

Tuesday 13 May 2014 9:26

Though it sucks having to go through this maybe its a blessing in disguise because if I were in yours shoes OP and this happens it would help me see how this person really is and to break things off and find someone better. Sorry this happened to you OP.