Miscellaneous: Today, Muse cancelled their upcoming show in Oslo. I bought my...

By faen - 29/11/2012 21:12 - Norway - Marifjora

Today, Muse cancelled their upcoming show in Oslo. I bought my sold-out tickets on the black market for double the retail price, and have no way of getting my money back. FML

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By ALK - 26/05/2024 09:00 - France

Today, after taking various trains to get to Marseille to see Bruce Springsteen in concert, whom I've been waiting about 30 years to see, I found out only a few hours before it was supposed to start that the gig had been cancelled due to The Boss having "vocal issues." I'd even spent 50€ on a t-shirt. I actually cried. FML

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By mcfaily - 27/02/2010 20:45 - Canada

Today, I arrived at work to find an email from the manager whom I had bought concert tickets from the night before. He said he had actually sold those tickets to someone else. He still expects to be paid. FML

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Rain stops play

By Wilf - 22/02/2013 15:48 - Australia - Perth

Today, the arts company I work for cancelled our 8 pm sold-out outdoor performance at 7:30 due to rain, and will have to reticket 550 patrons. I'm the only person in the office trained in ticketing. It stopped raining 10 minutes after we cancelled it. FML

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Worst prank ever

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 06:00 - Canada - Dollard-des-Ormeaux

Today, to be kind, I gave away my tickets for an electronic music event I could no longer attend to a Facebook stranger. Later, they told me they were refused at the door. Turns out the pdf I'd received from the ticketing system contained some placeholder values and invalid QR data. And this happened on April 1st. FML

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We hear it was a great show!

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 14:00

Today, I was supposed to be going to Edinburgh to see my favourite band live. I was expecting to be picked up at 8 a.m. for the drive there, but I woke up to a text saying my friend bought tickets for the wrong city. The show he paid was for 2 days ago. FML

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By xloverin - 14/11/2015 16:23 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I remembered that the concert I bought tickets for over a month in advance was yesterday. FML

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Nice try

By Gog - 26/05/2021 07:59

Today, someone tried to scam me by selling me a ticket to a Chris Cornell concert. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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By akosirm - 25/09/2012 02:28 - Philippines

Today, I was going to a big concert at my university. I paid around a hundred twenty bucks for my ticket. Outside the venue, people were handing out the tickets. For free. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2009 09:38 - United States

Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML

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thisispointless 2

Friday 30 November 2012 2:03

that's why you don't go to the black market

newbiehere99 6

Friday 30 November 2012 2:44

1- Good thing you said that. For a minute I thought OP was blaming me. Phew, glad that's cleared up.

Comments

monkiki62 5

Friday 30 November 2012 22:57

Not being able to see muse is a tragedy. And losing ur money? Poor op.

ChaoSKinG86 7

Friday 30 November 2012 23:11

You should of had a V8

Kenton1008 21

Friday 30 November 2012 23:22

Should have*

babyshaft408 8

Saturday 1 December 2012 2:16

First of all that's what u get for buying muse tickets

musicalnoodles23 5

Saturday 1 December 2012 3:16

WHY, MUSE, WHY?!?!

motoxraceman2345 1

Saturday 1 December 2012 5:01

Maybe you should listen to good music

LaLince 40

Saturday 1 December 2012 6:47

That's what you get for liking Muse. YDI

fancypantsgirl 3

Saturday 1 December 2012 10:15

I HATE muse

MuseFan1991 14

Sunday 2 December 2012 13:18

muse hate you

geraldthelion 15

Saturday 1 December 2012 11:01

Give him a break. If you love muse, you would have done the same to see them perform live.

rebelliousshroom 12

Saturday 1 December 2012 15:44

Bedre lykke neste gang!

RubberD 7

Saturday 1 December 2012 17:51

Lol Muse are shit. YDI

musicalnoodles23 5

Monday 3 December 2012 4:36

Please learn English.

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