By spadesmollusques - 06/06/2016 05:13 - France - Strasbourg

Today, my 10-year-old son introduced me to Tom, his new best friend, and insisted we have him over to dinner. Tom is a slug. FML
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Welshite 39

And the son becomes traumatized at the murder of his best friend. It's dinner AND a show!

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ThatCaramelOtaku 1

I wish there was a "meh" option because you're life doesn't suck but it's not your fault either.

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dragoongirl90 34

That is just adorable. Stop bitching and have the slug over.

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Bitchpuddin 7

Maybe this is just me...but I think this it's so beautifully awesome

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honestjane 22

At least Tom isn't a homeless meth head? There are worse things than slugs to bring home.

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Raze_Roze 7

Oh god, not an imagination! Quick! Kill it!

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magaoitin 4

Remember that a slug is just a down on his luck, homeless snail, and probably a disabled vet from the great salt wars of the spring garden 2016. I hope you got his backstory at dinner. I imagine he is just trying to clean up his life, kick his addiction to that imported sea salt, get his shell back, and find work to help support his little ones.

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xxUnknown 19

That's kind of cute !! In a gross way ...

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

at least he has good manners?

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