By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 05:38 - United States - Albany

Today, my 11 month-old son started viciously biting whatever part of my anatomy he can sink his teeth into. He thinks it is hysterical to latch on while I scream helplessly in pain for him to let go. FML
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AxNxNxIxEx12 7

Spanking is discipline. I was spanked when I was little and I love and respect my parents. It's to help them learn right from wrong not hurt them

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angelitared 27

You have to thump his head and be stern. That's how they learn its a no no.

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EmmaMK 35

You are suggesting that you thump a BABY in the head! Really!

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xThatOneWeirdGuy 18

You've created a sadist at 11- months- old. Congratulations.

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purebliss_fml 19

News flash: all babies bite. You probably did. They grow out of it. You probably did

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worldclassrager 39

That's brings teething to a new level...get him a mouth guard...(if possible) for him to bite on...

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Ductapefiend 3

Push into the bite. It doesn't hurt him and isn't punishment, but it forces his jaw to open further and release the bite. If you pull away (like most people do) it allows him to bite harder. A little Occupational Therapist's trick for kids (and adults) with a tendency to bite.

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its_love2 31

You need to stop this behaviour asap! He is old enough to realise your response obviously so you need to come up with an age appropriate response to make him understand it's wrong!!!

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xSkittle 16

He is 11 months.. Try to educate yourself

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awilliams44 9

he is probably teething. my niece is teething and she always bites stuff and screams and stuff.

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caysters 12

Plug his nose so he lets go. Then spank him or something so he learns not to do it again. With us, we bit my mom, she bit us back. We didn't last long in the biting phase.

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gabagabaheyu 10

i read that you are supposed to push into the bite so the baby will let go lol

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