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By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 00:10 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 11-year-old daughter heard the quote, "If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be." She decided to test this out by letting our new puppy out of the front door. FML

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By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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laurenlovesjb 20

Tuesday 16 July 2013 9:20

I don't remember being that thick headed when I was 11...

LolOrDeath 4

Tuesday 16 July 2013 9:23

So, was it meant to be?

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Iceman225 11

Tuesday 16 July 2013 9:37

Just "let it go" op. Ok, I'm sorry for making a horrible pun. *hides*

BlissfulLiss 18

Tuesday 16 July 2013 9:41

At first I thought the fact that OP's daughter is naive was cute until I reread the FML and saw that she's actual 11.

TKay916 15

Tuesday 16 July 2013 9:44

Hope ya'll find it, and be sure to let your daughter know that quote excludes small furry animals.

KinkyCurly 13

Tuesday 16 July 2013 9:45

Poor puppy

FairlyWise 9

Tuesday 16 July 2013 9:46

Sounds like you aren't hitting your kids hard enough.

CallMeWindSock 24

Tuesday 16 July 2013 9:50

Time to put up some flyers.

qwertkinz 12

Tuesday 16 July 2013 9:52

Hopefully the puupy's okay!

tiatialiu 6

Tuesday 16 July 2013 10:06

Lovely girl.

APK2797 5

Wednesday 17 July 2013 0:40

Yeah right I'd be pissed nothing lovely about that

GetSomeM0 24

Wednesday 17 July 2013 9:28

sarcasm genius

mackdeezy 22

Tuesday 16 July 2013 10:07

I always hated that quote. It never made sense to me.

ThatFancyPenn 18

Tuesday 16 July 2013 10:23

Your daughter must be a little thick in the dome...

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