By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 00:10 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 11-year-old daughter heard the quote, "If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be." She decided to test this out by letting our new puppy out of the front door. FML
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laurenlovesjb 20

I don't remember being that thick headed when I was 11...

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Badkarma4u 17

I'm going to be "that guy" and all fake. Unless mentally challenged an 11 year old is well past that behavior. Next time say shes 5. That would actually be believable. Try a little harder.

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brave_josh 9

Sounds like she doesn't understand that these things take time. Trust takes time. Loyalty takes time.

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courtz94 24

If you let a dog out the door, it's probably not gonna come back, unless its trained to, and a puppy isn't. She must not have a lot of common sense.

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liltwistism 12

#16 c'mon, at least have confidence in your own puns.

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SiegeOfTheSiren 9

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!" {Woof, woof, woof, woof!}

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Kids nowadays.

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Protagonist_ 9

OP your daughter is showing the first signs of contracting the YOLO virus. There is nothing we can do, i'm sorry...

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SilencioIsTheKey 12

At least it wasn't a mountain lion she let go. ( Trailer Park Boys. Bubbles let one go. ) Hope you found it.

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worldclassrager 39

Put lost signs out then it's back...it's true...and some quotes are worth not saying...

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skyeyez9 24

Please tell me you have your puppy back?

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