By Zufallian - 03/06/2015 00:55 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my 14 year old brother and 9 year old sister were fighting. My brother said "You suck!" to my sister, and she replied with "You swallow!" FML
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WCARlover 34

About 6 years ago now, when I was a day camp counselor, I was appalled at some of the sexual things 12 year old boys would say TOWARDS me. It was shocking and disturbing and I'm sure kids are only getting worse about it at a younger age...

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mandoalba 5

Lol I wouldn't call that a fml moment I call that funny lol

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sic0211 11

A good parenting is a rare phenomenon

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haddiej 21

The world is run by sex. How is that bad parenting?

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freddygasman 18

When I was a kid, good patents were a lot more common. But, now kids are having kids. They're becoming patents so young that they never had a chance to learn what a good patent was before becoming one.

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brownstain 12

I remember the first time I Englished.

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singlwforlife 22

I was beginning to wonder if I was the only one that noticed that.

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EarlFug 19

Is it possible she was calling him a bird?

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nightfall8705 33

Someone's sister has been on Youtube...

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iwadasn 32

It's possible she's heard that retort before but doesn't entirely understand what it means. Although with kids these days you never know.

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