By younggrammy - 20/08/2009 20:15 - United States

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Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Arenick 0

Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?

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dspadres 0

I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.

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emmiekinz 0

your ******* daughter is a *****. I am 14. Yes I know about sex, & so called "safe" sex. It's still sex, still wrong for such a young age. I know girls just like that. A girl at my school had sex when she was 11. Obviously, YDI, you must of been a shitty parent.

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d4m4s74 12

ydi, celibacy/abstinence only education NEVER works and even causes a higher teen pregnancy rate then safe sex education or even no education at all

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fishsmash 0

dude obviously your fault you probly push celibacy in her face 24/7 of course shes gonna rebel, besides, im 15, me and my girl love each other and are having sex and weve been dating two years so remember sex can be a good thing too, not always evil and scary like parents portray it

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OddHatter 0

Reason enough for you ninnies to nanny your own nursery and not the entire world?

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gumzy 6

I blame the parent! :/ we hav enuff teenage parents as of now!

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fragonman 0

sex is a good thing... however! use some F#@$%^#$ing common sense. keep going. if you **** up though im not gonna feel sorry for you... im the product of a 16 yr old myself. although in the rebellion thing i do agree. and somehow i feel like i got trolled -_-

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Vanity7Sins 0

This is bs - unless of course you're a nun or a priest. Someone who is celibate NEVER has sex.

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fragonman 0

OP. you have little to no blame for this i say this about the daughter not you...YDI its only a cruel sense of irony that you happen to be a public speaker about that very thing

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bluerainbow 0

YDI, completely. Celibacy/abstinence only education is proven to be totally ineffective, so you should have known better. At 14, she shouldn't even have had the opportunity to go out unsupervised and get pregnant, so you fail at parenting. Also, you're her mother - if you don't want your 14 year old to be pregnant, make her get an abortion.

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