Kids: Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months...

By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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By Host grandfather - 21/09/2018 06:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML

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By young grandpa - 17/06/2013 22:49 - United States - Statham

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 18:00

Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 03:16 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

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betseyville 6

Thursday 11 October 2012 18:50

That child is destined for a lifetime of therapy.

streetriots 9

Thursday 11 October 2012 18:51

Only in Georgia.

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greeneyebeauty9 28

Friday 12 October 2012 1:32

woahh there. uhm, looks like you need to keep a better eye on your children.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Friday 12 October 2012 1:34

well, look on the bright side.. the father will most likely always be in the baby's life.

soad2014 7

Friday 12 October 2012 1:35

1-800-45MAURY!

cooperkid 4

Friday 12 October 2012 1:40

Today, I threw out my back while trying to pop a pimple. FML

katie887 2

Friday 12 October 2012 1:44

That's crazy, sorry but that would e bad parenting? Did u not teach u r kids about relationships, that your son is supposed to be there for u r daughter as a big brother?

rikolasdf 2

Friday 12 October 2012 1:45

Wh... what

khalil2694 6

Friday 12 October 2012 1:48

SQUAD!!!

ramtiwari255 1

Friday 12 October 2012 1:48

Are they animals?

originalparamore 0

Friday 12 October 2012 1:52

well look at the bright side you'll have something new to talk about at those awkward family functions

88vivera 9

Friday 12 October 2012 1:53

Parents didn't raise them properly

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Today, I'm moving to almost 1,000 miles to a new state. I packed everything up in the U-Haul and it is en route to the new place. I just realized that it shows up tomorrow and I have no idea where the keys are to unlock the back. FML

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