By Sgt_Jackrum - 05/02/2016 10:27 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

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Today, we had my grandmother with dementia round for tea. She looked me up and down and said, very matter-of-factly, "Well, with a figure like that, no one will rape you." FML
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haileyrows 26

Unfortunately, that's not necessarily true because most rapists are after a feeling of power, not a gratifying sexual experience. But I suppose if Grandma is going to insult you at least she tried to put a positive spin on it!

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deathstroke990 22

oh Jesus ****

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syki 22

According to Grandma, he probably wouldn't.

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Feklfekl2222 32

Grandma's are inconsiderate more often than we'd like them to be. I guess it's a product of coming from vastly different times... But on a more cheery (or should that be Cheri) note, that's a great username, always nice to see other pratchett fans on the web

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sillygirl247 14

#35 maybe they are wise enough to know it doesn't ******* matter what you say or do as long as you are happy and of that pisses other people off well then **** em. **** the unspoken social code. Speak your mind and free yourself. Its better to let people know what you really think vs being fake.

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Kurby14 21

umm... I guess that's a compliment??? sorry op that sucks

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bigbrown24 17

perhaps she's right and time to do something about it?

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MisterEx 28

Ikr? I too want to be rape-able. Wait, what?

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lysx84 24

I can see the articles now... "How to get a rape-able body in just 10 easy steps!" "Not getting raped? Fix that with these celeb endorsed tips!" "Shirley had never been raped, find out how she turned her life around!"

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17_love 10

Why would u say something like that to somebody? You might have made them start an eating disorder or something. please dont say stuff like that.

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sparkledoge 29

There might be nothing wrong with OP. My weight is average, there isn't a space between my thighs or anything but my senile grandmother keeps saying i'm too skinny and borderline anorexic.

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haileyrows 26

Unfortunately, that's not necessarily true because most rapists are after a feeling of power, not a gratifying sexual experience. But I suppose if Grandma is going to insult you at least she tried to put a positive spin on it!

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Sathane 21

Who said it was an insult? It's quite possibly very true. I can't wait to get super old so that I can speak matter of factly with much lighter consequences.

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WarMachine68 24

#15, where I come from, that's called abusing your power

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Vitani_Verci 24

Please educate yourself so you'll stop going around believing that only "attractive" people get raped. That's far from true.

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oliviadanjou99 15

People with dementia normally don't understand the power of what they're saying. Don't take it personally, at my internship I was helping people with dementia and they would make comments about people all the time. They just don't understand what they're saying sometimes.

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skippydoda 32

Well, that's going to be reassuring when you have to walk alone at night...

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katachristic 19

"You TOLD me I wouldn't get raped grandma! "

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