Miscellaneous: Today, my 15 year-old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading...

By fatty:( - 15/04/2011 09:30 - Australia

Today, my 15 year-old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading squad because she was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight because her mom is." FML

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By thatfatkid - 10/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

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By vanessax - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Crown Point

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML

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By madeyoulaugh - 25/11/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 02:01

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Classic Mom moment

By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By Fatty1970 - 23/05/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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Friday 15 April 2011 16:02

stupid *****. dont even worry about it.

picklezz123 5

Friday 15 April 2011 16:07

sounds like you care about yourself more than your daughter

Comments

uridea 14

Friday 15 April 2011 20:44

Or she is overweight because she is depressed. Her mother clearly cares more about herself, she doesn't even mention how she feels bad about her daughter being kicked off so f your daughters life OP.

lizardlols 0

Friday 15 April 2011 20:47

fyl ? no f /her/ life. I feel bad. cheerleaders are little *****.

piie 0

Friday 15 April 2011 20:56

I'm sure it's alot worse for your daughter so shut up.

beatrucelynn 0

Friday 15 April 2011 21:09

I guarentee that those same cheerleaders will end up 80 lbs over weight with 5 kids all by different dads and working the makeup counter at the local drug store and living in a trailer. I've rarely witnessed any of those stuck up cheerleaders accomplishing anything in life, ones that I graduated with are now my waitresses at applebees lol

brodway_dreamer 0

Monday 18 April 2011 6:23

dude what I'm a cheerleader and some of my friends are on the team are doing very well like I have started collage (not community) and will keep going for 7 more years and a past cheer friend of mine is now a doctor I hate stupid stareo types

G6chick 0

Friday 15 April 2011 21:24

u can sue that's discrimination she can just be the base of the pyramid and not be the one throw around I've seen overweight cheerleaders

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 15 April 2011 21:30

Good thing there's a "thumbs up" button.

structuredchaoz 4

Friday 15 April 2011 21:54

Some of the hottest girls post highschool were chunky. The fit ones usually turn fugly

structuredchaoz 4

Friday 15 April 2011 21:56

On the flip, high school is a small part in life. Instead of growing up a gold digger, maybe she will be the strong, independent hot type all guys want. You go girl. Screw them