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By Anonymity - 28/03/2009 03:15 - Canada

Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

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By TheRunaway21 - 06/04/2015 20:49 - United States

Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2016 03:07 - United States - Dover

Today, I was helping my Grandfather to sort through tubs and bins after cleaning out his attic, and I had to move a 50lb bin downstairs. That's when the dog thought it would be funny to block the top of the stairs as I was going down. FML

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By NotSoAnon - 13/08/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML

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By taob - 20/05/2012 17:11 - China - Nanning

Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML

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By Anza - 29/06/2011 06:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't hold my weight. I told her she was being stupid, and went on anyway. A broken ankle and two pins in my elbow later, I'm willing to accept this. FML

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By I’d rather be homeless - 24/01/2022 17:01

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mother, during which she told me she wished she’d thrown herself down the stairs the minute she discovered she was pregnant. I told her, “There's the stairs, help yourself!” She called the police and told them I threatened to push her down the stairs. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2011 07:07

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

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By Levi2411 - 21/11/2018 17:30

Today, I jokingly told my mother to "go fall down a hole" during a mock argument we always have. Not even 10 minutes later, our basement stairs gave out. When I said that, I didn't want her to break both her arms or to actually fall into a gaping hole. FML

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babydoll86_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 12:05

Should have said you were surprised her legs could hold her weight. What a cow.

hk_fml 9

Saturday 28 March 2009 10:50

Ouch. O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you

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King_of_Kings 3

Saturday 28 March 2009 10:46

well, atleast your polite

hk_fml 9

Saturday 28 March 2009 10:50

Ouch. O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you

MyImmortal_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 11:57

Tell her "Maybe you need your eyes checked" or "You are turning uglier by the day!"

inn0centaphid 19

Thursday 24 April 2014 20:51

How about you try that and get grounded?

danza_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 11:58

Umm... Maybe your mom didn't know what the banister was made of?

babydoll86_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 12:05

Should have said you were surprised her legs could hold her weight. What a cow.

extrasnipes 22

Sunday 20 April 2014 2:26

Moooooooooooooooove it bitch

PlasticShark 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 13:14

You should have said you were surprised the stairs could hold her. That, or just push her down them.

elfuzzo 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 13:19

YDI for being fat.

mattfire14 12

Sunday 21 June 2015 19:35

You shouldve laughed it off and said mooooo

FPsLife 5

Saturday 28 March 2009 13:41

Some of the kids on here should have been aborted...

UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 14:02

It's your mother. You should assume the best about her - what she meant was, she was surprised it would hold any grown person's weight. @1, it's "you're". Or have you not learned about contractions yet?