Kids: Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive....

By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 05:19 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2022 00:01

Today, my 15 year-old just told me she's pregnant and she isn’t sure which guy she slept with is the dad. I can’t even deal with this, she's 15 so I’m sure sex is illegal at her age, plus which boyfriend? How many does she have? I’ve been sober for 26 years, but god I want a scotch right now. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 21:57 - Egypt

Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML

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By Erica - 09/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML

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By UnhappyGrandmama - 22/09/2022 23:00

Today, my 17 year-old daughter texted me, “Mom I’m pregnat” Yes, exactly how you see it spelled. She’s a senior in high school. Oh, and she doesn’t know who the father is. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2012 22:21 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML

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Friday 12 July 2013 11:49

Sounds like your daughter and you need to have a real long talk about self respect and loyalty if she was Dateing either of them

peacefully84 19

Friday 12 July 2013 11:49

Sounds like a case for the Maury Povich show.

Comments

Iflabz 11

Saturday 14 June 2014 5:34

15? You suck as a parent, and how did she do this? Did you even pay attention!

dylan913 13

Tuesday 12 May 2015 3:46

Time for abortion I think

man_down 5

Saturday 26 December 2015 10:06

push her down the stairs

Ultrimanius 16

Friday 13 May 2016 21:52

Followup?

123Puppy 33

Thursday 3 October 2019 15:06

You should’ve taught her better.

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