Kids: Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive....

By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 05:19 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML

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By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2022 00:01

Today, my 15 year-old just told me she's pregnant and she isn’t sure which guy she slept with is the dad. I can’t even deal with this, she's 15 so I’m sure sex is illegal at her age, plus which boyfriend? How many does she have? I’ve been sober for 26 years, but god I want a scotch right now. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 21:57 - Egypt

Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML

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By Erica - 09/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML

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By UnhappyGrandmama - 22/09/2022 23:00

Today, my 17 year-old daughter texted me, “Mom I’m pregnat” Yes, exactly how you see it spelled. She’s a senior in high school. Oh, and she doesn’t know who the father is. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2012 22:21 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML

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jesse480 17

Friday 12 July 2013 11:49

Sounds like your daughter and you need to have a real long talk about self respect and loyalty if she was Dateing either of them

peacefully84 19

Friday 12 July 2013 11:49

Sounds like a case for the Maury Povich show.

Comments

nokaywhatever 5

Sunday 14 July 2013 18:27

Sounds like a situation I got myself into. I was certain who it would have been, but I was so young, I didn't want to be pregnant. Sorry about your daughter, OP.

dontgivafuk 9

Sunday 14 July 2013 22:53

*****

Miss_Stunshine 1

Monday 15 July 2013 3:46

Children learn from their parents....

amifaiyaz 12

Monday 15 July 2013 6:16

You should probably talk to her about being responsible with sex first...

Sinista_kittiz 4

Saturday 20 July 2013 8:14

God 15 years old? Damn

amisenho 11

Monday 22 July 2013 19:21

121 - That's what 72 was talking about; OP (if he decides to show any mercy) will support his daughter and the new baby, but he didn't choose to take the risk getting a teen-aged girl pregnant out of wedlock. That was all his daughter and whoever's kid it is. In these situations, the parents of the pregnant teen usually end up taking care of the kid more often than the teen parent anyway. Coming from experience seeing a few close friends getting pregnant before they finished high school, that's how it went down every time; the fathers were hardly ever around, and the mothers had a miserable time taking care of their kids without their coincidentally-single moms to the financial rescue.