By anotherfmladdict - 26/09/2013 07:06 - United States - Muscatine

Today, my 15-year-old daughter said she wanted to become a "baby name expert". I chortled, until I looked it up. They actually exist. FML
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SauceySarah 30

Your daughter to her clients: "Looking at the fetus, I'm really feeling a 'Sally' or 'Samantha' vibe radiating off of her. That'll.. That'll be good."

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ForkymeetsPorky 15

The job where all your mistakes WILL affect someones life for a long long time. Just hope she isn't going to be influenced by celebrity baby names.

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perdix 29

Yeah, but they don't get dental and their 401(k) matching stinks, so keep chortling!

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evilplatypus 38

I'm not going to lie, I love onomastics (though I have a real job to support non-profitable interests such as this).

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alittlebecause 4

Yay I was beginning to think I was the only one!! My reply is #99. I got a little ranty. Lol

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olpally 32

It's better then her actually being 16 and pregnant doing this. Look for the Silver lining op.

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gracehi 31

Plus 10 "awesome" points to you, OP, for using the word "chortled."

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jrock9093 18

Wow what a great job to have very in high demand jk it's dumb hopefully you can steer her in a different direction good luck op

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diving_fml 30

there are some crazy jobs out there

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saxybandgeek 14

I don't see the problem. If someone is stupid enough to pay you for that, you might as well take advantage of them. Just make sure she has a backup plan

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alittlebecause 4

You operate under the assumption that she would only be a consultant. Most onomasticians don't do consultations at all and stick strictly with research and authorship.

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