By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML
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hannahtaskey 9

Kids learn from their parents you know...

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pwincessa23 1

you should have told him to swallow it! if he chocked than you can tell him "and that is why you don't swallow grapes"

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jewelsfml 0

the dumbass doesn't fall far from the dumbass tree...ya dumbass. teach em right

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cc61212 0

i call fake. there was an fml that ended with "i raised this moron", and the whole grape thing is almost too stupid to be true. but if it is true, wow. im gonna say YDI because there's no way you could've come close to doing a good job parenting when you have a kid that would ask something like that.

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worksux200 0

you should have told him they actually work best as a suppository

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JurassicHole 5

And your the dumbass that raised that dumbass :D

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thefuckinloser 6

the apples do not fall far from the tree.

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_makeitshinee 0

HA. Kids learn from their parents!?

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rdog3 0

ahhh, the sweet joy of seeing such loving parents. it really warms my heart.

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cakemastaaa 0

Your a ******' ass of a parent. someone should throw grapes at you.

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