By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
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unoffensivename 0

What if you find any, also did he just play amnesia dark descent because then its understandable

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Country29 16

Did u raise him weak?

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borkchop1992 15

imagine if you said no and then he gets eaten by a crazy cookie monster. then how would you feel

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JEnglish89 1

F Your Life?! F His Life!

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cherry26272627 6

Not really, if there was an fml that said "today, I asked my mom to check for monsters under my bed. I'm 18. FML" it would get sooo many YDIs...

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angrymexican 8

No, cherry he has monsters under his bed, so F his life

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Amrel 10

Hey island can i photoshop your pic?

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Deitiy 0

I bet he just wanted you to look at his **** collection.

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aceman1992 9

I was confused by your remark, until I read your about me page. You must have let all that swag get in the way of writing a good comment.

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Deitiy 0

Then I read your "about me" and the first 2 words were: got weed? Gtfo kid.

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cash_monkey72 9

What? Next you're going to be saying that we can't sleep with night-lights or Teddy Bears!

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DRoCC69 9

Thats what happens when parents dont let their kids leave the house still treat them like little kids so they got to at like a kid...

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SkateElement44 0

I wouldn't let my kids out because of your pic

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katiebabe1212 5

How do you know he's not just a senior in highschool waiting to graduate? Therefore it would make no sense for them to make him leave.

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Ergayles 9

^ I don't think he meant kick him out, I think he just meant let him leave the house as in hang out with friend, go to parties and so on.

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DRoCC69 9

Thank you atleast someones smart enough to know what im talking about..

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GoW_Chick 14

Make sure to also check in the closet, and leave his Star Wars night light after you leave, the force can protect him.

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unoffensivename 0

This nightlight is your light guard it like its your life

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Pelreskovich 11

Did you..? I hope you didn't, and you're son befriended them later that night.. ..and they attacked you. RAWR!

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Pelreskovich 11

Thank you, iPhone has a mind of its own.. Usually I catch those.. :/

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Werken247 14

Take two steel balls, shove them in his mouth and hold his mouth shut until he swallows them... problem solved.

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