Kids: Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm... - FML

By ENDmySUFFERING - 21/07/2016 15:25 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

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By flustered - 06/05/2012 14:57 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

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By liilii - 30/08/2014 16:40 - India - Trivandrum

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

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By Human fly - 21/04/2013 06:20 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

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By tiredmom - 07/07/2016 15:03 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 12:24 - United States - Houston

Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML

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By Fly-Trapping Monster - 14/08/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I walked past my fly strip while a fly who had been caught, but hadn't yet died, was on it. While I was there, I could hear his frantic buzzing and see his little arms flailing like mad as he tried in vain to escape. Great. Now I feel like shit for putting these things up. What kind of a monster am I? FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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By Disgusted - 04/02/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML

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By get a grip, son - 30/05/2014 20:37 - United States - Pooler

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

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By anonymous - 22/08/2011 11:04 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in a room with a man who was catching flies. That I could cope with, until he insisted on turning the lights out because it was 'stressing out' his flies. FML

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Top comments

cacheson 41

Friday 22 July 2016 9:13

Clearly he trained them to guard his room, and you must figure out the secret password to get by.

MikuandKaito 24

Friday 22 July 2016 9:15

Looks like someone doesn't clean up after themselves.

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cacheson 41

Friday 22 July 2016 9:13

Clearly he trained them to guard his room, and you must figure out the secret password to get by.

MikuandKaito 24

Friday 22 July 2016 9:15

Looks like someone doesn't clean up after themselves.

Jared900DUmpling 30

Saturday 23 July 2016 6:33

Pee pee poo poo Give me tendies mommy i have 25 good boy points - The Son, probably.

species4872 19

Friday 22 July 2016 9:26

Lord of the Flies.

Harpy20 24

Friday 22 July 2016 23:52

I came here just for this comment.

captain_hero89 22

Friday 22 July 2016 9:27

he is the lord of the flies!

crudeandrudeguy 29

Friday 22 July 2016 9:31

Welcome to the dungeon of swamp ass... Mediaeval torture devices include the rack of skid-marked underwear and being water boarded by food that has gained consciousness. Enjoy

rattyrayvn 21

Friday 22 July 2016 9:42

Oh no. He's reached the age where he thinks large quantities of spray deodorant are equivalent to a shower...

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 22 July 2016 13:11

Either a biblical plague is approaching, or your son is dirty as ****.

confused_wandere 26

Friday 22 July 2016 14:08

Not really. In the UK, flies are everywhere during summer. I had my window open for just five minutes and there were about six flies in my room. It's just the time of year is all, nothing to do with cleanliness. Or maybe it is, I don't know.

Ilovemusic237 19

Friday 22 July 2016 13:38

The way you phrased it makes it sound like you went in there specifically to get swarmed by flies lol

Bearsmomma 30

Friday 22 July 2016 16:00

accckkkk!!! Amityville Horror! lol

LPac5295 27

Friday 22 July 2016 16:01

Looks like it's time to have a talk with your son about cleanliness!

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Today, at work, I'm supervising one person. Recently there's been tension between her and a couple of other coworkers, one of which was her friend. I spent the day running around and trying to smooth things over, just to find out what started this was her walking in on her former friend talking about her behind her back. FML

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Today, I was sitting in my garden and having a cup of tea while watching some dragonflies. I thought the dragonflies were really pretty, so I ran towards them and tried to catch their tails like I used to when I was a kid. They were exotic wasps. Ouch. FML

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Today, while swimming in my neighborhood pool, I noticed what looked like several cigarettes resting at the bottom and decided to investigate. Turns out it was actually just a used, bloody tampon that had spent enough time underwater to be broken into multiple pieces, and spread across the pool. FML

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Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML

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Today, my dad is terminally ill from bone cancer. It’s been 2 months and not even one of my so-called friends have asked me how I’m doing or how my parents are doing. They do however contact me when they need something. I have always been there for them - guess I was a fool. FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

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Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML

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