Kids: Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering....

By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

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By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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MyPetNinja 14

Sunday 16 September 2012 11:07

Why don't you people lock your door when other people are home?! YDI.

alcoholmage 14

Sunday 16 September 2012 11:16

The best solution is to never shower. Then this would never happen. Or maybe you should invest in doors!

Comments

nemo88 8

Sunday 16 September 2012 15:04

The worst part is, she is a girl, and her brother saw her naked, not only that, but his friend.( most likely a guy.)

Bloobloke 12

Sunday 16 September 2012 18:12

You get the point of the FML; way to go.

nemo88 8

Monday 17 September 2012 3:37

Thank you.

Acaprice14 9

Sunday 16 September 2012 15:17

5'6" 230 pounds ^ the 21 year old sister

mack_the_knife 3

Sunday 16 September 2012 15:36

Perhaps, once you have to call the firefighters to help you break down the bathroom door, with your three year old son locked inside, you will understand why some people are smart enough not to have locks (or at least remove the keys from them) until the little ones are old enough to successfully unlock the door they managed to lock.

TurquoiseJesus 15

Sunday 16 September 2012 15:56

I'm just hoping, for ths sake of your brother and his friend, that you are attractive. Cause are youth does not need to have their eyes burned out at such a young age. THINK OF THS CHILDREN.

Llama_Face89 33

Sunday 16 September 2012 16:15

Dude...our... I've heard people mispronounce "our" as "are" but I have never actually seen it done in written form... You fail at English.

TurquoiseJesus 15

Sunday 16 September 2012 16:40

You've never seen someone mess up a word in a sentence? Have you never been on in the internet before? Also, if there is anything to complain about in my post, it is the fact that I used "ths" instead of "the" a couple of times.

Marrach 7

Sunday 16 September 2012 16:08

Actually, it could've been good OR bad for brother's friend... As we do not know how OLD op is. Nor the friend and brother.And YDI, before you got out, you should've realized the door wide open. Lock it.

srbuckley322 10

Sunday 16 September 2012 17:22

Well I'm pretty sure a 2 year old cant open a door or get into a toilet...

Bloobloke 12

Sunday 16 September 2012 18:14

Actually, they can.

Caravele 3

Sunday 16 September 2012 17:53

Yup. That'd definitely be awkward OP. Out of curiosity-- How did the brother and friend come to look at you? Generally I'd think they'd be busy looking at something else, not at a bathroom. JMO

the_true_batman 10

Sunday 16 September 2012 21:47

When you walk down a hallway and there is an open door, you often look in, even if it doesn't involve turning your head. Anyway, don't worry OP. I bet you're hot, and your brother's friend thinks your awesome. Just keep in mind that you're hot and have nothing to worry about.

the_true_batman 10

Sunday 16 September 2012 22:34

> your awesome I feel like and idiot (not a typo this time). It's Sunday and I'm drinking and paying more attention to football than typing. I'm not excusing my grammar, just explaining it. There is no excuse for bad grammar.